You're not rambling- it's made perfect sense.
If you're thinking 'minimalist'- why not just go for the "nuddy" look. So many advantages-:
1. All you need to wear is sunscreen and a hat. ✔︎
2. Less time wasted deciding what to wear. One suit (birthday) for every day. How easy is that? And your bank account will thank you

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3. It'll give you a head start on the GFC BigFooty Big Nuddy Run- can't remember what it's for but you'll be right up there if you've been practising.
4. It worked for the Emperor- didn't it? Well it DID for quite some time. Just stay away from little kids and you'll be right. ✔︎
No need to thank me for the advice- I'm always happy to help. I consider it my duty to provide a community service such as this.