Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Art Vandelay_]

Now it all makes sense about SA.

"And I'm an Arsenal fan." Never stood a chance in life.

 

[Deep]

Yes

Kinda hoping i dont like it cos if i do i may have aquired an expensive habit lol

It’s dope lol

My dad offered me a 600$ escort for my 18th and I said nah don’t want my 18th having a paid root but I’ll happily accept when I’m 20

 

[Duritz]

I remember my first time with a woman. I liked it quite a bit.

Lol just had to edit - my phone corrected woman to wombat!!

 

[Shell]

What a lovely father.



D you gonna do the same for your son. Or daughters

 

[Duritz]

What a lovely father.



D you gonna do the same for your son. Or daughters

My daughters are never allowed to see any men ever.

 

[Shell]

My daughters are never allowed to see any men ever.

You are in for a rude shock in about a decades times

 

[Duritz]

You are in for a rude shock in about a decades times

 

[Deep]

What a lovely father.



D you gonna do the same for your son. Or daughters

It was an extremely rare case of actually trying to do something nice for a change. Unsurprisingly to me it just had to be something that involved the company of others smh

 

[Shell]

Just raise them good and you'll be fine.

And try not to have double standards re. them v your son, but that is practically impossible. God that shitted me to tears, oh yeah sure my brother has his gf over in his room, but me and my bf have to be in separate ones.

Did I mention I was 29 at the time.

Sif we would bloody do anything anyway, with them in the room right next door.

 

[Duritz]

Just raise them good and you'll be fine.

And try not to have double standards re. them v your son, but that is practically impossible. God that shitted me to tears, oh yeah sure my brother has his gf over in his room, but me and my bf have to be in separate ones.

Did I mention I was 29 at the time.

Sif we would bloody do anything anyway, with them in the room right next door.

29, bloody hell.

 

[Shell]

29, bloody hell.

It was at the holiday house- its not like I still lived at home.

Thank christ.

 

[Deep]

Precious untainted daughter ya dad would’ve kept thinking to the point he would’ve convinced himself

 

[Shell]

I remember my first time with a woman. I liked it quite a bit.

Lol just had to edit - my phone corrected woman to wombat!!

Lol yeah I saw that.

Thought you were just tryin to be weird.

 

[Shell]

Precious untainted daughter ya dad would’ve kept thinking to the point he would’ve convinced himself

It's such horseshit tho. Especially at that age.

Like I said- not like you'd do anything anyway. I'd rather eat my own hat than be sexually active with my parents right next door. Talk about the best form of contraception, right there, lol.

 

[Duritz]

Lol yeah I saw that.

Thought you were just tryin to be weird.

Was tempted to leave it

 

[Shell]

You should have.

 

[Shell]

You could do worse than a wombat.

 

[Duritz]

You could do worse than a wombat.

Something to grab onto anyway

 

[Shell]

Or a quokka

 

[Duritz]

Or a quokka

Too little for big D.

 

[Shell]

Ew.

 

[Deep]

Thinking of gettin a tat nothin too big colourful or exciting though

 

[Duritz]

Look at her, she’s begging for it -

 

[Shell]

Thinking of gettin a tat nothin too big colourful or exciting though

What of

 

[Shell]

If you're thinking "Shell" im flattered but pls dont