Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Deep]

Shoulda bought in the Holy City of Geelong.

Where 1 in 2 homes are meth labs?

 

[Duritz]

Where 1 in 2 homes are meth labs?

Hey it’s 2 in 5 now! They’re cleaning up that town!

 

[Duritz]

“Come visit Geelong” says the new slogan, “now with 10% less meth labs”

 

[Deep]

Hey it’s 2 in 5 now! They’re cleaning up that town!

You’re confusing Geelong and Adelaide now.

 

[The rabbi]

Where 1 in 2 homes are meth labs?

Only in the Northern suburbs and Whittington housing commission areas.

 

[Kram]

Mandurah and Rockingham are the meth capitals of WA. Sad thing is that are actually nice places, just full of scumbags.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Hello Kitty used to have the previous usernames Hell Kitty, Dominatrix and Squishy Kitty previously. Take that however you want but she’s definitely not to be taken lightly

Hahahahaha, you're a funny man, Deep

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Shoulda bought in the Holy City of Geelong.

I was going to, remember? Found a gorgeous house in Virginia Street, Newtown. But bought an investment property in Sydney + this house instead.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

The next town north of me, Armidale is the meth capital of NSW Northern Tablelands.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Man it's hot outside in the Bush today! Still 34℃ + temp won't drop until 9pm. TG it's cool inside. Bubbles in the freezer, just delightful on a hot day.

 

[Deep]

Hahahahaha, you're a funny man, Deep

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The ignoring of that post indicates Duritz does not believe those are all your former accounts We all know different

 

[The rabbi]

I was going to, remember?

Yep. Your mistake.

 

[Duritz]

Hello Kitty used to have the previous usernames Hell Kitty, Dominatrix and Squishy Kitty previously. Take that however you want but she’s definitely not to be taken lightly

I missed this the first time around.

Hello Kitty tell us (me) more about this.

(takes pants off)

 

[Kram]

Ummmm. . . . . . .No, while I like dogs, don't want one - or is that a euphemism for a man?

I like dogs but they are way too much work too look after. Like little children.

Cats>chooks>galahs>dogs.

 

[Deep]

You are a jive turkey Kram mate

 

[Duritz]

I miss Shell

Maybe if I talk about some of the women I’ve ****ed (all before marriage of course!) it will remind me of her.

 

[Kram]

Can you remember where their shallow graves are?

 

[Duritz]

Can you remember where their shallow graves are?

Don’t be stupid.

As if I’d bury them in merely shallow graves.

 

[Deep]

I miss Shell

Maybe if I talk about some of the women I’ve ****** (all before marriage of course!) it will remind me of her.

Shes pissed off. And you know it’s real when she’s posting on other threads and stopped caring about her post count which is 1 of only 3 things she’s spoken about the past 3 months - finding her own joint and her holidays being the others

 

[Kram]

The weirdest thing happened with that Star Wars movie. Had like 10 beers beforehand that day watching the cricket and apart from the end can hardly remember the movie. Do remember feeling almost a bit bored watching it though.

(ok 10 is lot but not that much it affects memory)

 

[Kram]

And went and got my ticket, then brother and his boys go to get theirs behind me and it's sold out, so obviously then had to go on my own.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

Yep. Your mistake.

Hahahaha! Yet the investment property says otherwise + I love living in the Bush.

 

[Zouz Kitty]

I missed this the first time around.

Hello Kitty tell us (me) more about this.

(takes pants off)

Had another name to begin with, Deep - cannot remember it though.

Nothing really, just the same crazy, old cat lady, with different names lol

 

[Zouz Kitty]

I like dogs but they are way too much work too look after. Like little children.

Cats>chooks>galahs>dogs.

Agree, couldn't stand having to pick up their Would like a dog to take for a walk. But all that washing + not as clean as cats, IMO.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Morning Kram
Hahahahahahaha