Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Art Vandelay_]

back pages are the only section of a newspaper worth reading.

Most sane people (men) read the paper from the back. Rarely get to the halfway mark.

 

[Shell]

Online newspapers can GAGFd

 

[Shell]

Unless you're Doctor Gero who looks at the personals.

Escorts more like it

 

[Deep]

Escorts more like it

He rejects escorts

 

[Shell]

Silly

 

[Shell]

Escorts are hot af.

If I can get the cash together and its not too expensive might even hire one myself..

 

[Deep]

Depends if you get the cheap skanks or the high class ones who actually are clean

 

[Shell]

I'm going high class.

$500-$600 per hour.

 

[Shell]

There are some on the site for around $300 but they are ugly af.

$800 are like the super hot.

 

[Deep]

Good to see you know what ya doing Seashell

At that price you got less than 1% of gettin a disease lol

 

[Shell]

Lol I have no idea what I'm doing actually.

And good!

 

[Deep]

Lol I have no idea what I'm doing actually.

And good!

It's easy af for a guy to find a chick this way but the male market is hard to find one but if you are seriously interested this guy is probably the least ugliest (doesn't look like a total creep at least) and is cheaper than you would think

Spoiler

https://scarletblue.com.au/male-escort/aston-james?city=Australia+Wide

 

[Shell]

It's easy af for a guy to find a chick this way but the male market is hard to find one but if you are seriously interested this guy is probably the least ugliest (doesn't look like a total creep at least) and is cheaper than you would think

Spoiler

https://scarletblue.com.au/male-escort/aston-james?city=Australia+Wide

Who said I was looking for a guy?

 

[Shell]

And yeah dw I've looked up the men as well. I wont click on that link at work tho!!! I do my research at home

 

[Deep]

Yeah don't click that at school lol.

 

[Shell]

I tried to organise a date with a guy up at the Gold Coast last year. Was the only night I could do and he was booked unfortunately.

IIRC it was like $450 for 2 hours or something similar.

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Geez the character assassinations going on here.
Not cool.

 

[Deep]

Small market sadly I spose

 

[Shell]

Yup. Lol is funny af guys cant charge much at all.

Its good some industries women earn more than men

 

[Kram]

Wots with the thread title, why is Gero salty.

The Test team doesn't get picked until the end of the week iirc.

edit - News just in, Wade made 5 today

 

[Art Vandelay_]

News just in. Kram is still a flog.
Don't test me campaigner. I am in no mood.

 

[Deep]

Don't test me campaigner. I am in no mood.

I'm glad.

 

[Shell]

Lol.

 

[Deep]

What can I say I'm a good guy

 

[Shell]

The thread title was changed ages ago too, keep up numnuts.