Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Shell]

PS. TWO bathrooms in this property.

You will not need to wait for a toilet!!!!

 

[Kram]

A bricklayer or something was probably quite capable of buying a house on their own in the suburbs in an OK area back then. Geez good luck doing that now.

 

[Deep]

PS. TWO bathrooms in this property.

You will not need to wait for a toilet!!!!

Two bathrooms & a kettle.

 

[Shell]

STAY AWAY FROM THE F.UCKING KETTLE

 

[Shell]

A bricklayer or something was probably quite capable of buying a house on their own in the suburbs in an OK area back then. Geez good luck doing that now.

Hey i have 3 bedrooms (and pretty decent size ones too).

Could always get 2 housemates and get more $$$

 

[Shell]

God hear the way im talking like its mine.

STOP

 

[Shell]

I have a feeling it will go over 450, then I will be done.

 

[Kram]

I wonder where my mate back in WA is living now..

He ****in took my gas heater to Victoria with him too, he better have brought it back with him and not left in with his ratface ex.

 

[Deep]

STAY AWAY FROM THE F.UCKING KETTLE

Yet post #1215 says

I would love to have a coffee made by you

 

[Shell]

Lol

 

[Shell]

Yet post #1215 says

You could have easily edited that post.

 

[Deep]

You could have easily edited that post.

If I wanted to edit it I would've changed the part about you not liking golden showers and said you did. Being the lovely guy I am, I just removed it entirely.

 

[Shell]

Hahahahaha

Now THAT would have been hilarious

 

[Deep]

Is it weird to chuck on iPhone contact notes the colour, make and model of someone's car including number plate when they're suss as hell junkies that ya don't trust

 

[Shell]

Nope

 

[Shell]

If I wanted to edit it I would've changed the part about you not liking golden showers and said you did. Being the lovely guy I am, I just removed it entirely.

You should have done it. I love that shit its a pisser

 

[Shell]

 

[Deep]

You should have done it. I love that shit its a pisser

Yeh normally I'm like that. I can actually have banter unlike that other guy in here yesterday

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Yeh normally I'm like that. I can actually have banter unlike that other guy in here yesterday

 

[Deep]

 

[The rabbi]

My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.

— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017

He is a pisser.

Geeeeez, when I first started to read this post I thought, "What the..., Shell has a daughter!!!!!!!"

 

[The rabbi]

I prefer younger guys. Am only just coming around to dating 30+ yo guys wat is wrong with me

30+ guys are younger than you?

 

[The rabbi]

Never been beaten up by one though...

It is just a matter of time Doc.

 

[Deep]

Geeeeez, when I first started to read this post I thought, "What the..., Shell has a daughter!!!!!!!"

I'm seashells daughter. She had me at 17

 

[Kram]

I'm seashells daughter. She had me at 17

Hey Nicky.