Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Duritz]

Calm. If I had a problem with you then I'd say so.

How many lost balls? How many found balls?
A successful round is when you end in the positive

We've all tried that at some point. All with embarrassing results.

Know a groundsman there. Probably should try and get a cheap round at some point.

Two great golf courses. Very lucky they’re in my back yard, so to speak.

 

[Kram]

I take a similar attitude to golf as D-Fens.

 

[Shell]

Yes have a handicap thingy. Play at 13th beach, beautiful golf course and of course beautiful beach too.

And what is it?

 

[Duritz]

And what is it?

My clubs!!!!


Lol sorry that’s a terrible golf joke.

12 - same as my penis size*










*ok it’s really 16

 

[Shell]

My clubs!!!!


Lol sorry that’s a terrible golf joke.

12*










*ok 16

tsk tsk... not in single digits eh?

Keep reaching for that rainbow D

 

[Shell]

What do handicaps go up to and how are they even calculated?


#golflessons

 

[Shell]

Ok its 36 for men

 

[Duritz]

What do handicaps go up to and how are they even calculated?


#golflessons

Handicaps is actually quite complex, used to be much easier. Simply though the better you go the more it will come down and vice versa. Simply it reflects your recent scores so that everyone is leveled up on ability.

 

[Shell]

And its an average taken from how many shots you make above par?

 

[Duritz]

Ok its 36 for men

No that’s just the maximum for men. I know all about maximum for men baby doll nomsayin

 

[Shell]

Handicaps is actually quite complex, used to be much easier. Simply though the better you go the more it will come down and vice versa. Simply it reflects your recent scores so that everyone is leveled up on ability.

Have you ever gotten a hole in one, albatross, eagle?

 

[Shell]

No that’s just the maximum for men. I know all about maximum for men baby doll nomsayin

Yeah thats what I meant.

 

[Duritz]

And its an average taken from how many shots you make above par?

Yes!! There’s alterations to that but by and large yes that’s right. Good stuff.

 

[Shell]

I know my golf dw.

I was mad at computer golf once upon a time

 

[Duritz]

Have you ever gotten a hole in one, albatross, eagle?

Have had plenty of birdies baby doll and they all say I’m above par nomsayin

 

[Shell]

Have had plenty of birdies baby doll and they all say I’m above par nomsayin

No eagle???

I have had many holes in one on the mini golf course.

 

[Shell]

And have also thrown a putter away in anger once.

That was fun.

Didnt hit anyone.

 

[Duritz]

No eagle???

I have had many holes in one on the mini golf course.

Yes I've had a few eagles too... that just didn't fit into my double entendre...

 

[Shell]

Well then ****ing say so, i actually want to know.

 

[Duritz]

And I've never had a hole in one.

(ignoring the obvious joke)

 

[Art Vandelay_]

My clubs!!!!


Lol sorry that’s a terrible golf joke.

12 - same as my penis size*










*ok it’s really 16

You measure in mm’s.
Unfortunate.

 

[Duritz]

^^^ mmm... yeah, nah.

 

[Kram]

Anyway.. whatevs... I'm ordering pizza.

I'll make sure not to post spoilers about it, then laugh about it.

What sort of pizza.

Shane Warne wants to know.

 

[Shell]

What sort of pizza.

Shane Warne wants to know.

Does he just

 

[Duritz]

Shell where we meeting in Sydney baby doll?