Social Off Topic Thread - Shells' Shack

[Duritz]

This would be Duritz for sure.

lol, how did you know?

 

[Duritz]

Hello Kitty where are you? Shell isn't here to entertain so it's just us blokes. Get in here and talk about sex or something.

 

[rocker_oz33]

Kitty has alot of pussyis .

 

[Duritz]

Kitty has alot of pussyis .

Yeah but she also wants a big dog.

 

[Deep]

Yeah but she also wants a big dog.

Out of curiosity how old do you think HK is?

 

[rocker_oz33]

I like big dogs...
Oh l see what you've done there .

Maybe no big dogs tonight then.

 

[Duritz]

Out of curiosity how old do you think HK is?

Pretty old. She has antiques and is a crazy cat lady. She's probably 70.

 

[Deep]

Pretty old. She has antiques and is a crazy cat lady. She's probably 70.

Close enough

 

[rocker_oz33]

LoL poor Kitty.

 

[Duritz]

LoL poor Kitty.

80?

 

[rocker_oz33]

80?

Never ask a lady her age.

 

[Duritz]

Never ask a lady her age.

Nah I know she's way younger than that. Just shittin' you Hello Kitty

 

[Duritz]

OK here's what I got to work out Hello Kitty 's age:

- she has antiques
- she has a lot of cats
- she likes my little pony
- she recently did her backyard or something like that
- she talks a lot about liking big.... bank balances in her men
- says "I am still waiting for my knight in shining armour" or something like that

No doubt forgotten some things.

I've put all that into the computer, it is calculating the answer:

He says.....

"Big D, I have calculated all the permutations and combinations, and I can tell you within a 98.7% degree of confidence that Hello Kitty is.... 31"

Shower me with wonderous praise.

 

[Kram]

How old are you Duritz, mid late 50s?

 

[Duritz]

How old are you Duritz, mid late 50s?

I beg your pardon!

 

[rocker_oz33]

Thats fuuuu gold D.

 

[The Unforgiven]

Applying for rental properties is an absolute headfark.

 

[Kram]

Applying for rental properties is an absolute headfark.

During the boom in WA it was ridiculous, landlords could pretty much do whatever they wanted. Now it's swung back right the other way with tenants having the upper hand.

A lot of empty investment properties.

 

[rocker_oz33]

I've never had to do it.

But I guess you need alot of reference's also written reference's.

 

[Deep]

During the boom in WA it was ridiculous, landlords could pretty much do whatever they wanted. Now it's swung back right the other way with tenants having the upper hand.

A lot of empty investment properties.

Heard in Vic you can’t say no to someone with a pet now. I wouldn’t rent out a gaff under those laws since an animal could potentially cause more damage than a bond may cover (if it’s owned by shit people = shit pet).

 

[Kram]

I beg your pardon!

I imagine you sitting around listening to horse races on the 'wireless' studying a form guide.

 

[Kram]

Heard in Vic you can’t say no to someone with a pet now. I wouldn’t rent out a gaff under those laws since an animal could potentially cause more damage than a bond may cover (if it’s owned by shit people = shit pet).

There's no way they'd make you take in someone with a ****in dog.

 

[Duritz]

I imagine you sitting around listening to horse races on the 'wireless' studying a form guide.

I am glad you can imagine something.

 

[The Unforgiven]

During the boom in WA it was ridiculous, landlords could pretty much do whatever they wanted. Now it's swung back right the other way with tenants having the upper hand.

A lot of empty investment properties.

In the eastern states it's a nightmare, apparently. I went to an open inspection and there were about 15 other groups looking. I didn't think the outer suburbs of Adelaide would be this competitive.

That wasn't my issue though. Filling out all of the shit they wanted was. The online form had zero information prefilled, the information I did need for the agents wasn't at all in abundance and the process itself was tedious.

I've done it all now, so let's see what happens.

 

[Deep]

There's no way they'd make you take in someone with a ****in dog.

“While landlords will still need to provide consent, they will only be able to refuse in certain circumstances.

If, for example, a renter was refused the right to have a dog, the decision could be appealed to VCAT or the courts.“

Victoria is shit.