You are locked in a room with Tim Lane, Jack Elliott and Robert Walls, and a gun with only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A. Yourself - twice.
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Official Carlton Jokes Thread
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You are locked in a room with Tim Lane, Jack Elliott and Robert Walls, and a gun with only two bullets. Who do you shoot?
A. Yourself - twice.
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How Do You Know When Your a Carlton Supporter?
A halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table with her kids
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
Jack Daniels makes the list of your most admired people
You wonder how service stations kee there toilets so clean
You think Don Perignon is a mafia leader
A ceiling fan once wrecked your wife's hair-do
You think the last word's to Advance Australia Fair are ' carn the blues '
You lit a match in the bathroom and your whole house exploded of it's wheels
The market value of your car goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in it
One of your kids was born on a pool table
You cant get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it
You think a loaded dishwasher mean's when your wife is drunk
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Your front verandah collapses and kills twelve chooks
A halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife.
You let your twelve year old daughter smoke at the dinner table with her kids
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws
Jack Daniels makes the list of your most admired people
You wonder how service stations kee there toilets so clean
You think Don Perignon is a mafia leader
A ceiling fan once wrecked your wife's hair-do
You think the last word's to Advance Australia Fair are ' carn the blues '
You lit a match in the bathroom and your whole house exploded of it's wheels
The market value of your car goes up and down depending on how much petrol is in it
One of your kids was born on a pool table
You cant get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it
You think a loaded dishwasher mean's when your wife is drunk
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it
Your front verandah collapses and kills twelve chooks
Okay that last one is a Collingwood or Port joke with the references changed
Khan
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Fellas originality is important these jokes are as old as the premiership cups at Richmond.
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bugger off!
see thats the thing..these jokes are so old because they have remained true...generation after generation off supporters have been able to marvel at the jokes made about the scum that crawls out of carltank
Sausage Roll left the Richmond board to join the Carlton board , instantly raising the I.Q. of both boards.
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Q. Twenty-Two Carlton players jump of a cliff. Who wins?
A. Richmond seeing this is the only way you guys will win this week
I just made a few adjustments to your joke
Yep, shame it doesn't make any sense now. But i suppose other carlton supporters would get a laugh out of it (assuming they can read)
If you're going to support the likes of Carlton and the green scum of Glasgow..please at least have the decency not to support West Ham United and sully our ranks with your presence. Thank You.
If you're going to support the likes of Carlton and the green scum of Glasgow..please have the decency not to sully the ranks of West Ham United fans with your presence. Thank You.
I only started following Celtic coz of Scotty McDonald....
Only started following West Ham coz of Ashton...
And as for the blues... u'll see why i follow them on the weekend...
GO BLUES
if you add "to one" to the end of your name you will get the odds of you winning this weekend: 1 million to oneI only started following Celtic coz of Scotty McDonald....
Only started following West Ham coz of Ashton...
And as for the blues... u'll see why i follow them on the weekend...
GO BLUES
actually if you add 'points' to the end of my name then you will get the Blues winning margin this weekend
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This is going to go on all night
Well seeing that it IS impossible for Carlton to have 1,000,000 to 1 odds of winning then i don't think so
ok u owned me there lol credit goes where credit is dueThis is going to go on all night
Well seeing that it IS impossible for Carlton to have 1,000,000 to 1 odds of winning then i don't think so
we will win anyway
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it possible if the blue scummy feral players dont turn up the gameThis is going to go on all night
Well seeing that it IS impossible for Carlton to have 1,000,000 to 1 odds of winning then i don't think so
