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Preview Official Derby Preview Melt - Opposition Posters #bringit

Discussion in 'Fremantle' started by Arcassius, Jul 12, 2017.

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  1. Arcassius

    Arcassius Team Chaplain

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    In a great Freo board tradition, and in anticipation of the fallout from the derby, I've decided to melt for everyone in poetry form.


    #Losers

    The Dockers will lose this weekend.
    and there is no way in hell that
    our game plan and ball movement this year has improved.
    This might be a bit hard for you all to accept, but
    Shuey, Priddis, Mitchell and Gaff are superior to our midfield guns.
    It’s a joke to even suggest that
    Fyfe, Walters, The Hill bros & Neale will get the job done.


    Ask any punter on the street and they would say -
    “Without Sandi we’re ******”.
    Even if the media might smugly suggest that
    Sean “Hodor” Darcy can stand against the Eagle’s twin towers of Vardy and Lycett;
    but he’s only one guy … one swallow doesn’t make a summer.
    to negate McGovern intercepting and setting up play
    we need to drop our eyes and hit up targets inside 50


    Our young brigade are growing in confidence with every contest.
    Balic, Langdon, Weller & Tucker have shown glimpses of their talent, yet
    are soft and flakey, still struggling to see out full games.
    Eagles supporters, obnoxious booing chardonnay scum
    would love nothing more than to get the win, and rub it in.
    I’m sure all Dockers supporters this week, deep down
    have already chalked it up as a loss.


    With the battle of wits in the coaches box, it’s clear that West Coast
    have a great strategic commander and
    yet Freo, with complete trust in Ross the Boss,
    still managed to dish up pathetic crap last week.
    The Weags players, drilled to focus on contested ball
    will come out hard in a bruising opening term.
    while our young guns, as expected of a derby and the heat it brings


    will be permanently traumatised - scared of their own shadows.
    I imagine Darling, Cripps & Wellingham by the end of the game
    belting the club song out with pride.
    I’m just happy that I’ll be there to watch our guys
    We aren’t a chance.
    It is foolish to presume that
    The Dockers will win this weekend.




    [​IMG]




    now read it backwards. Dockers by 10.
     
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  2. DaveLister

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    :openmouth:
     
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  3. Wally Walpamur

    Wally Walpamur Premium Gold

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    What did I just try and read?
     
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  4. Quokka

    Quokka Premiership Player

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    Still doesn't rhyme and not a single mention of that man from Nantucket but seriously an awesome effort Accassius :D
     
  5. scon

    scon Norm Smith Medallist

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    Great job arc.
    Love the double read.
     
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  6. Arcassius

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    It's slam poetry. I figured it would attract the arty types from the Eagles board over #flytrap
     
  7. freo_leo29

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    POTY
     
  8. AAACockburn

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    I like the twist of the gist
    See that rhymes;).
     
  9. Tonga Bob

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    14/10, rhyming is overrated
     
  10. StingBitten

    StingBitten Premiership Player

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    Holy shit!!!

    Bigfooty is finally helping me become more cultured.
     
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    Creative. I like it
     

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  12. Allikat

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    That is amazing! Best preview thread ever
     
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    That was... F**ing phenomenal! Sensational job. BT would give it a wowee.
     
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    Bloody hell that was impressive :thumbsu::thumbsu:
     
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    "Eagles supporters, obnoxious booing chardonnay scum are soft and flakey, still struggling to see out full games."

    SO. GOOD!
     
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    The eagles game plan is focused on quick ball movement from the backline creating silver service entry for their forwards. Darling/Le Cras both struggle to win their own ball so if Ryan/Hughes/Logue/Johnson can be that third man it'll force them to go harder at the ball. Which will create lols for us.
    JK is probably the best forward in the game so Hamling has a hell of a job to do. JK has had the wood over him since the final last year (when Hamling was a bulldog) so hopefully Joel's due for a win in this contest. Hopefully he tries to force JK up the ground as much as possible to keep his impact around goal limited.
    Also, if we can mitigate their drive from the back half (mainly through Mgov and Yeo) it'll make our defenders jobs easier. We stop Shuey Mitchell, Gov and Yeo delivering the inside 50's then that'll make their forwards struggle. If their forwards get easy entries they'll kick 100+ easily. Mgov was BOG last game, mainly because we thought he was our full forward. I wouldn't be opposed to Nyhuis playing on him to try and negate his impact.

    If we negate Kennedy, Mgov and Yeo I predict Freo by 12
    If we don't... Eagles by 30 and Kennedy to kick 5.
     
  17. Tayl0r

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    [​IMG]

    Arcassius laying the smack down
     
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  18. dockerfemme

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    absolutely amazing preview
     
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    Give that man the $10,000!
     
  20. gaskin

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    Absolutely brilliant job Arc. One of (if not) the best previews I have ever seen.

    I do have to correct you on one point though.

    It's spoken word poetry. Slam poetry is poetry written for a competition. If you are interested in the difference, one of the best spoken word poets on YouTube explains it.



    Freo by 15.
     
  21. Okinakashi

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    I think that's the awesomiest preview ever.
     
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  23. Allikat

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    Gonna win! this weekend. I'm looking forward to the battle of the brownlows, Fyfe v Priddis
     
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  24. Wally Walpamur

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    You forgot Mitchell.

    If we only get one more win this season, I sure hope it's this one.

    Freo by 83 points.
     
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  25. electricfeel

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    Holy shit. That is talent right there.
     
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