Roast Officially bottom four.

biggiemediums

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Pretty hard to stomach how many teams have gone past us.

Carlton
Essendon
Gold Coast
Melbourne
St Kilda

Just two-three years ago we were ahead of these teams. Hell, even the doggies were about on par.

Fremantle were horrible and Port weren't far off our shitness last year but now both are far better than us. Wouldn't be surprised if Brisbane take over us this season too.

Let's overreact in here, let's exaggerate and just let true emotions fly.
 
Well, at this point in time I'd rather just try and get a nice draft pick than even bothering to try and get this train wreck season back on track.
 

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so it's official? I saw it on the AFL site and I was hoping that it was a mistake ....but it's officiat that we've won only two games? I was hoping that we might be credited a win for trying hard but I suppose that we really haven't tried hard enough. So it's official is it? Officially official or unofficially official? wow... that's worrying...
 

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[QUOTE="OniAu, post: 50120788, member: 47943"
Only glimmering hope is draft picks dare I say it.[/QUOTE]"

We'll spend it on a tough inside midfielder with poor disposal...god knows we need more ofbthem!
 
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I use to love listening to Bucks , now its all excuses and clichés. Guy is so full of crap , own up to your lack of ability as a coach and resign.

Only glimmering hope is draft picks dare I say it. Then we must target a KPF


We will * that up too, you watch us get on a roll later in the year and finish 10th or 11th. No mans land in terms of picks and not enough wins to get anything meaningful out of the season much like the last 3 seasons.
 

Horaceg

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I'd like to see Rupert come in, Daicos a few weeks later and also Crocker rotated through.

Bucks is out of ideas, call time can't see him coming back from this, losing to Carlton is not acceptable.

If Buckley stays he needs to lose his Sh1t a little more, throw some emotion around, fire the boys up.
 

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Well, at this point in time I'd rather just try and get a nice draft pick than even bothering to try and get this train wreck season back on track.
Draft pick guarantees nothing. Look at our high picks. Completely lost useless bar grundy
 

FrakturedHalo

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Well, at this point in time I'd rather just try and get a nice draft pick than even bothering to try and get this train wreck season back on track.
How ironic would that be too, that should (touch wood not to!) we end up with the spoon and have the #1 draft pick we wouldn't end up actually even getting that either since we traded that away in the past 2 drafts
 
How ironic would that be too, that should (touch wood not to!) we end up with the spoon and have the #1 draft pick we wouldn't end up actually even getting that either since we traded that away in the past 2 drafts
I don't get the irony. We have our first draft pick this year.
 
How ironic would that be too, that should (touch wood not to!) we end up with the spoon and have the #1 draft pick we wouldn't end up actually even getting that either since we traded that away in the past 2 drafts
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We have our 1st round pick this year...we will use it.

Edit: we did trade away our 2017 2nd round pick for WHE
We also traded our 2017 3rd round pick for Brisbanes 2017 3rd & 4th round picks (in the Frost deal).
Currently a late 30's pick & a mid 50's pick

So at the moment we would have pick 4, 38, 56, 58
 
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OniAu

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I hope Hine isn't the one using it. He's been off the boil recruitment wise for too long and deserves the flick.

He will pick a former javelin thrower that can run 100metres in 12 seconds but hasn't touched a footy since age 7 but was ripping up the auskick games at that age playing KPF, so we will look to throw him in the middle
 
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