ok this is too funny, i had to share!!!

[BJ]

A man was in his front yard mowing the grass when his attractive
> > > blonde female neighbour came out of the house and went straight to
the
> > > mailbox.
> > >
> > > She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
> > >
> > > A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox
> > > and opened it then slammed it shut again.
> > > Angrily, back into the house she went.
> > >
> > > As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again,
> > > marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder
than
> > > ever.
> > >
> > > Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "is something wrong?"
> > > To which she replied, "There certainly is!"
> > >
> > > (Are you ready? This is a beauty.....)
> > >
> > >
> > > My stupid computer keeps saying "YOU'VE GOT MAIL"
> > >
> > >

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Eagles Rock!Go Ben and Jaxon!

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

lol Oh, no BJ. That is terrible. Who the carrot told you that?

 

[sandie]

BJ
Love it, even if I am a blonde.

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mantis

 

[Richmondfan#1]

LOL!!!!!!!!

Good one BJ. That is carroting funny. Where the carrot did you hear it?

[This message has been edited by Richmondfan#1 (edited 28 November 2000).]

 

[BJ]

one of my friends emailed it to me. Im blonde too but hey, those jokes r just too funny not to laugh at!!!
BJ

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Eagles Rock!Go Ben and Jaxon!

 

[lioness]

LOL BJ!!!!!!!!! That was great!!!!!!! (former blonde here, I still love the jokes though

)

 

[PieGirl#41]

Yeah pretty funny sh*t, but I am blonde aswell, but who cares it is only a joke!!

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Go Chippa Your A Legend

 

[ant]

Am I missing something, what is up with all the carrot talk?? Loved the joke though...

 

[GoEagles]

Thats the most funniest thing I have ever heard in my whole life!! Well not really, but I loved the gag BJ - keep em coming