Official Club Stuff Ollie Wines extends contract for another four years

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Doctor Feel

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The Jake Lever 'I hate this club so much that I'm literally going to go out in public and dump all my Crows gear at the tip' factor.
lol I feel like there was not enough made of this. Holy fu**, the disrespect. That could only come from someone who absolutely felt like the Crows was toxicity incarnate.

Oh well, the less they dig into that sh*t, the better. Long may they reign.
 

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LFC2010

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and they still say the infamous camp was allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll above board... Sure it was, we believe you.
 

Schulzenfest

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The Tyson Edwards 'the ignore button has been applied' factor
 

bomberclifford

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The Tyson Edwards 'the ignore button has been applied' factor
To be fair, I think the Crows activated the ignore button first in this case to keep Bunji happy.
(which worked a treat! haha!)
 

Doctor Feel

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The Tyson Edwards 'the ignore button has been applied' factor
The Andrew Mcleod "Crows must stop twisting and deflecting’ the narrative and make real change. I am not just a 'temperamental soul.'" factor.
 

Doctor Feel

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The Andrew Mcleod “For me, this is the exact problem with the club – the lack of genuine willingness to listen, self-reflect and improve.” factor
 

Tibbs

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The Jack Gunston: "They frikkin stripped me of my award" factor.
 

simba_

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this could be a classic david letterman top 10

"and the number one reason why everyone wants to leave the crows"

charlie cameron: "they tied me to a tree and made me drink the captains pee"

 

Doctor Feel

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this could be a classic david letterman top 10

"and the number one reason why everyone wants to leave the crows"

charlie cameron: "they tied me to a tree and made me drink the captains pee"

Followed by the "will they leave?" segment, featuring women with metal plates on their belly so they can use a grinder on them for sparks.

fu** letterman was easy to watch.

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DaTBird187

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******* hell, what is wrong with that place holy sh*t. No one ever wants anything to do with them the minute they are out of the door.
The 'Nah we don't want you as a father son Luke' face saving exercise this week has been the coup de grâce. A 300 game, two time premiership legend of the clubs son was sick of the place before he even got there.
 

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The Tex Walker "I'm too stupid to find my way out" factor.
Geez, you cant post that with including the obligatory face-wrapped-in-Gladwrap pic!

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Now THAT people is your perfect promotion of the club ... Wouldnt Ollie's mum have been overjoyed to see her blue-eyed boy going there!
 

Doctor Feel

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The 'Nah we don't want you as a father son Luke' face saving exercise this week has been the coup de grâce. A 300 game, two time premiership legend of the clubs son was sick of the place before he even got there.
Luke, we are not your father-son. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
 

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this could be a classic david letterman top 10

"and the number one reason why everyone wants to leave the crows"

charlie cameron: "they tied me to a tree and made me drink the captains pee"

And they wouldn't even let me use a glass!
 

jac147

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The ultimate - having a bloke called Mark Ricciuto on their payroll. My apologies to all toilet cleaners but Ricciuto would even be challenged in cleaning the AFC toilets!
 

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