Have you guys heard about this new position that's revolutionsed the game?
Some of the gang on Fox Footy have decided there's a new position and they're called "strikers"!
We should definitely all start talking about "strikers".
Because there have never been midfielders who went forward and kicked goals before. That's new. Cutting-edge analysis there. And they're called "strikers", just so we're clear.
In all my years watching footy, I didn't realise this was a thing until Fox Footy came up with a name for it.
Strikers!
Gee the game has changed! Good thing Fox Footy spotted it!
It's definitely not a 100 per cent bullshit contrivance peddled by a broadcaster seeking a talking point, based on one player doing it recently. Of course not. It's definitely a thing. It's definitely a new thing. There's definitely a new position changing the game, and they're called "strikers".
Remember when Chris Judd kicked 5 goals in a half against Brisbane in 2003? OMG, he was a striker!
I see it all differently now. Because Fox Footy came up with a name for it. I didn't understand it until now. Such insight.
Some of the gang on Fox Footy have decided there's a new position and they're called "strikers"!
We should definitely all start talking about "strikers".
Because there have never been midfielders who went forward and kicked goals before. That's new. Cutting-edge analysis there. And they're called "strikers", just so we're clear.
In all my years watching footy, I didn't realise this was a thing until Fox Footy came up with a name for it.
Strikers!
Gee the game has changed! Good thing Fox Footy spotted it!
It's definitely not a 100 per cent bullshit contrivance peddled by a broadcaster seeking a talking point, based on one player doing it recently. Of course not. It's definitely a thing. It's definitely a new thing. There's definitely a new position changing the game, and they're called "strikers".
Remember when Chris Judd kicked 5 goals in a half against Brisbane in 2003? OMG, he was a striker!
I see it all differently now. Because Fox Footy came up with a name for it. I didn't understand it until now. Such insight.
Last edited: