On the job at work.

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Bunk Moreland

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#29
I caught a bloke wanking at work. Well I didn't catch him, but it was pretty obvious. People should be aware of the shadows that the light cast onto the tiled floors... because you can see the floor under cubicle doors.

The silhouette and speed of the hand movements were unmistakeable.
 
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#31
There's this chick at work who whilst not the prettiest always gives me a look down her top, and quite often will stare at my crotch, anyways one day I'm horny and I go up to her office for some lame reason and start flirting with her and she is responsive she has these lollies on her desk which I start helping myself too, pretty soon I have a boner but we keep talking and I want to do her but there are other ppl around so I end up saying i'll come back later, which she says sure anytime, however when i go back to my job I can't concentrate, so I gotta go back and see her but her door is shut, she never shuts the door, then i am so horny I can't concentrate and have to keep avoiding all others at work, eventually i go back to her office and she's not there, maybe she is in the loos, but I can't take it anymore and find a quiet place and feels good. true story.
 

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There's this chick at work who whilst not the prettiest always gives me a look down her top, and quite often will stare at my crotch, anyways one day I'm horny and I go up to her office for some lame reason and start flirting with her and she is responsive she has these lollies on her desk which I start helping myself too, pretty soon I have a boner but we keep talking and I want to do her but there are other ppl around so I end up saying i'll come back later, which she says sure anytime, however when i go back to my job I can't concentrate, so I gotta go back and see her but her door is shut, she never shuts the door, then i am so horny I can't concentrate and have to keep avoiding all others at work, eventually i go back to her office and she's not there, maybe she is in the loos, but I can't take it anymore and find a quiet place and feels good. true story.
Um...I'm sorry, it's the...it's the pleats. Mm. It's actually an optical illusion. It's the pattern on the pants. It's not flattering in the crotchal region. I'm actually taking them back right now. Taking them back to the pants store. Well I'm gonna go walk it off.

Don't act like you're not impressed!
 
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There's this chick at work who whilst not the prettiest always gives me a look down her top, and quite often will stare at my crotch, anyways one day I'm horny and I go up to her office for some lame reason and start flirting with her and she is responsive she has these lollies on her desk which I start helping myself too, pretty soon I have a boner but we keep talking and I want to do her but there are other ppl around so I end up saying i'll come back later, which she says sure anytime, however when i go back to my job I can't concentrate, so I gotta go back and see her but her door is shut, she never shuts the door, then i am so horny I can't concentrate and have to keep avoiding all others at work, eventually i go back to her office and she's not there, maybe she is in the loos, but I can't take it anymore and find a quiet place and feels good. true story.
What Im trying to work out is how you can walk around the office with a boner and no one notice. Do you wear hammer pants?
 

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#37
My afternoon coffee poo I like to drag out as long as I can cos Im usually bored shitless. Generally involving checking facebook and twitter on my phone. If I notice something that takes my interest on the various twitter porn sites Im following, and my missus hasn't put out for a couple of weeks, then, yeah, Ive been known to fap one out.
 

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#50
Why not find something better to do then have a toss? I don't understand this obsession to have a wank (another one for the unpopular opinions thread)
I'm getting a feeling with this and another thread that many people are over-sexed! I'm not sure why they're so horny or where they're getting the time and energy :)
 
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