Will the real YOTC, please stand up.
By Verbal Belcher
March 16th 2007
A cold March morning at the Shark Tank greeted the Sharks for the last training session before the one dayer against the Freo Ball Breakers.
Two of their in form batsmen, BRG and Spelly are off sunning themselves in the Carribean, which has opened a huge gaping hole in regards to batsmen stepping up.
After a notoriously slow start to the one day season, the number one off season signing has decided to finally shed the winter coat, and establish himself as the in-form Sharks batsman.
Inset : YOTC shaves down in an effort to well and truly establish himself as the Sharks number one Batsman
Kapow!!! might be belting them around in the Tests, but the world is looking for YOTC to step up in the One Dayers.
We caught up with YOTC and asked him a few soul searching questions
So YOTC how is it all going at the Sharks?
"Its like a f***ing circus here... I thought the Allies were bad"
Any regrets on leaving the Allies?
"Well thats a tough one. I seem to have got more respect from the Allies, I mean that F****** Kapow ran me out last game. But the Sharks are a good laugh"
So whats in store for this match?
"Well, its going to be a tough game, as all of the Sharks bowlers are ****. I guess it will be up to me to make a big score, as our bowlers cannot defend anything."
So what can you do about the bowling?
"London needs to play. Frankston needs to play. Gee, maybe play 8 bowlers, as the current one day bowlers need desperate help"
Well best of luck YOTC, and good luck to the Sharks
"Yeah, may as well give me the MOTM award now"