Might have got a smirk from me if most of the so-called "jokes" were actually relevant. You know, if we actually lost a lot or if Beckham or Schmiechel still played for us. Kind of takes the sting out of "jibes" such as:
A couple were going through the traumatic throes of a divorce when the subject of the custody of their 4-year-old became the contended point.
The judge said that since the lad's future was at stake he would like to see the young boy alone in chambers. Once in chambers, the judge asked if the boy understood what was happening. The 4-year said, "Yes sir, my mammy and daddy won't be living together any more."
"That's correct my boy" said the judge "And would you like to live with mammy?"
"No" replied the boy. "Why not?" asked the judge. "Because she beats me!" said the lad. "Hmm" said the judge, "Would you like to live with your daddy then?" Again the boy answered "No".
Again the judge asked "Why not?" And the little lad replied "Because he beats me too." "Well then, who do you want to live with?" queried the judge.
The young boy quickly replied "Manchester United FC, sir." "Why Man United?" Asked the puzzled judge. "Because they don't beat anybody" the boy simply replied.
Gee, that hurts when you're the CHAMPIONS. And having photos of Beckham with non-funny captions and the word "tw*t" on his back - this guy is a genius!
I wonder if he's a Leeds fan. If so, all those sheep "jokes are a bit hypocritical...
The Hitman