Media OPEN LETTER: Please, please change the EKA rules.

[Hoooops]

To Flogs It May Concern,

It has come to my attention that despite a number of rookies performing exceedingly well, I am now locked in as certain EKA winner this season.

It strikes me as a tragedy that quality posters like Bet on Blue might miss out on winning the award just because they happened to join the SFA in the same season as my wonderful self, when in any other season they would've been runaway winners.

My proposal is this: extend the EKA criteria to include second-season players. It is only logical. Give the poor souls living in my shadow another chance to shine. Allow Oddhawk to turn his spam into quality! Please, I am begging of you, make the changes needed to give them all a second chance next year.

Yours Faithfully,
King Hoooops

Published by Whoooops Magazine. Whoooo are you? Who, who? Hoooops, Hoooops.

Spoiler

 

[Quivorir]

 

[Oddhawk]

 

[Hoooops]

You are about as active as the donut-scoffing policemen who throw me out of the stadium every time Geelong play Essendon and yet I still know who you are. Do yourself a favour and start worshipping me.

 

[Willo_]

The Filth Wizard

 

[Hoooops]

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This is the second time I've seen this boring flog use that gif. This is why we need change.

 

[Hoooops]

The Filth Wizard

Don't be insulting to rubbish, most of it is ten times more useful than Filthy. How dare you compare them.

 

[Millky95]

You are Far Kern kidding me

 

[Gentlemen]

Does Haro still play for the Bombers/Bandits? Not looking forward to that match thread this year

 

[Hoooops]

You are Far Kern kidding me

Stop avoiding the swear filter. The Filth Wizard, sort this flog out!

 

[Hoooops]

Does Haro still play for the Bombers/Bandits? Not looking forward to that match thread this year

By the end of our match thread, you will be jumping on the banditwagon in awe of my excellence. And thank goodness, my shoes need polishing.

 

[Willo_]

There is some merit in this suggestion

Then you still have a chance to win next season after Far Kern takes it out this year

 

[Hoooops]

There is some merit in this suggestion

Then you still have a chance to win next season after Far Kern takes it out this year

Oh, Far Kern is a person?? Why didn't you say so earlier? What an abomination of a username. I would love to meet this mysterious "Far Kern" - I can't say I'd ever heard of it before.

 

[Hoooops]

I say, why don't we extend it to three seasons, and allow previous winners to win again? I would love a threepeat of EKA badges underneath my username.

 

[Hate]

Does Haro still play for the Bombers/Bandits? Not looking forward to that match thread this year

Stay away from that mach thread. VSTone made Hoooops and co. look very silly in our match thread with the Bandits.

 

[I Dont Care]

I say, why don't we extend it to three seasons, and allow previous winners to win again? I would love a threepeat of EKA badges underneath my username.

Who are you...some new fresh meat?

 

[Hoooops]

Stay away from that mach thread. VSTone made Hoooops and co. look very silly in our match thread with the Bandits.

VSTone is one of the most boring posters I've come across so far. The best thing I can say for him is that at least he doesn't spew crap like GWBogan or Oddhawk, instead releasing it less regularly and in smaller quantities. Basically, he is bordering on inactive and irrelevant.

At least Sam_Malone actually tries to be interesting.

 

[Hoooops]

Who are you...some new fresh meat?

You probably don't care, just like I don't care about the missing apostrophe in your name.

 

[Smartys Power]

Shut up, hoop boy.

 

[Sam_Malone]

VSTone is one of the most boring posters I've come across so far. The best thing I can say for him is that at least he doesn't spew crap like GWBogan or Oddhawk, instead releasing it less regularly and in smaller quantities. Basically, he is bordering on inactive and irrelevant.

At least Sam_Malone actually tries to be interesting.

Sounds like VSTone tore you a new one and made your tears very, VERY salty.

Cry me a river you pretender.

 

[Hate]

VSTone is one of the most boring posters I've come across so far. The best thing I can say for him is that at least he doesn't spew crap like GWBogan or Oddhawk, instead releasing it less regularly and in smaller quantities. Basically, he is bordering on inactive and irrelevant.

At least Sam_Malone actually tries to be interesting.

Lel, we need a melter of the season medal for you, not an EKA.

 

[I Dont Care]

You probably don't care, just like I don't care about the missing apostrophe in your name.

A missing apostrophe, hey? We'd better search for it...listen, you bend over and i'll check in there with my, er...searching tool

 

[cammo6556]

This is the second time I've seen this boring flog use that gif. This is why we need change.

I wasn't aware you were capable of communicating without anagram gifs

 

[Hoooops]

Sounds like VSTone tore you a new one and made your tears very, VERY salty.

Cry me a river you pretender.

See, at least he tries.

I mean, what sort of loser says "Cry me a river" and DOESN'T embed the Timberlake song???

 

[Smartys Power]

You probably don't care, just like I don't care about the missing apostrophe in your name.

How do you feel about missing ie's?