Media OPEN LETTER: Please, please change the EKA rules.

[Kennedy Parker]

Why stop there? Change it to include 4th year players so Millky95 can win back the EKA that was 'robbed' of him.

 

[Hoooops]

Guess how many ****s I give?





Yep, none

Wow, the Drag ons get wound up easily, don't they! Nice melt, lol.

 

[Hate]

Why stop there? Change it to include 4th year players so Millky95 can win back the EKA that was 'robbed' of him.

We should change the All-SFA Ruck selection rules too.

 

[Kennedy Parker]

We should change the All-SFA Ruck selection rules too.

Should change the entire selection criteria, if we excluded posting and Qooty I might get a look in...

 

[Hoooops]

Added AMA tag since this thread became "I'm Hoooops, Ask Me Anything" and all. Is anyone going to ask what inspired me to win the EKA?

 

[Gentlemen]

No, I'm delisting myself and joining your team.

hey if you want to do stats and stuff i can find you a bench spot

 

[Hoooops]

Why stop there? Change it to include 4th year players so Millky95 can win back the EKA that was 'robbed' of him.

We should change the All-SFA Ruck selection rules too.

Should change the entire selection criteria, if we excluded posting and Qooty I might get a look in...

Can you two take whatever this is outside? I hate close contests.

 

[cammo6556]

He recruited me, didn't he?

You think he did you a favour by recruiting you?

 

[_Cayz_]

Terrible that a brilliant thing like the Brownlow could be tainted by being associated with Dustin Martin. Lucky Paddy is more of a lock for it than I am for the EKA, hey?

well that came out of left field and is one of the stupidest things i've read in a while.

You wont be receiving any support from me in the committee room for the EKA .

 

[Kennedy Parker]

Can you two take whatever this is outside? I hate close contests.

Who's in your PM instructing you how to post?

 

[Hoooops]

You think he did you a favour by recruiting you?

I know, the thought of waiting weeks and months for my EKA badge to be applied agitates me beyond belief. You could even say I'm melting about it.

 

[HaroLad]

hey if you want to do stats and stuff i can find you a bench spot

Sort me out boss.

 

[Sam_Malone]

Wow, the Drag ons get wound up easily, don't they! Nice melt, lol.

As I said. Any response is a melt according to you.

 

[Hoooops]

As I said. Any response is a melt according to you.

Good to see you fixed it up that time.

 

[Sam_Malone]

Good to see you fixed it up that time.

Why are you still talking?

No one likes you.

 

[Hoooops]

well that came out of left field and is one of the stupidest things i've read in a while.

You wont be receiving any support from me in the committee room for the EKA .

Thread has been up for about 90 minutes and already I've received three pages of salty tears and melts. AREN'T YOU SO MAD!?

 

[VSTone]

Hoooops take your the meds champ, you've gone way too early!

 

[cammo6556]

I know, the thought of waiting weeks and months for my EKA badge to be applied agitates me beyond belief. You could even say I'm melting about it.

You'll be bitterly disappointed. Your team can't win a game. Your posts are lost in amongst all the vomit from other bombers posters. You may not get noticed

 

[Hate]

well that came out of left field and is one of the stupidest things i've read in a while.

You wont be receiving any support from me in the committee room for the EKA .

Giving the EKA voters the shits. I can't see how it can go wrong. Flawless strategy.

 

[cammo6556]

Hoooops take your the meds champ, you've gone way too early!

The champion makes a fashionably late entrance...

 

[Hoooops]

Who's in your PM instructing you how to post?

Why does everyone assume rookies know nothing about the SFA before being recruited? I posted in the Grand Final match thread last season, FFS.

 

[HaroLad]

You'll be bitterly disappointed. Your team can't win a game. Your posts are lost in amongst all the vomit from other bombers posters. You may not get noticed

We're currently .500 champ, and that's pretty good you know?

Not sure what you are, but I don't care.

 

[Hoooops]

Hoooops take your the meds champ, you've gone way too early!

See what I mean?

 

[Hoooops]

You'll be bitterly disappointed. Your team can't win a game. Your posts are lost in amongst all the vomit from other bombers posters. You may not get noticed

If you want posts lost amongst vomit, look at the Furies-Swamprats match thread. No wonder I hadn't heard of Far Kern before today.

 

[_Cayz_]

Giving the EKA voters the shits. I can't see how it can go wrong. Flawless strategy.

This bloke is a genius clearly...

Thread has been up for about 90 minutes and already I've received three pages of salty tears and melts. AREN'T YOU SO MAD!?

. Yes, i am furious.