I have learnt today that AFL coaches are the most unselfish people on the planet. They willingly resign from $500,000 a year jobs because they care so much about the club and their “boys”. Both Brad Scott and Don Pyke are true martyrs.
Poppy seeds!!This is how the test went before ASADA worked out something wasn’t adding up.
ASADA: Willie, according to your urine analysis, you're menopausal. you
have the metabolism of a sixty-eight year old woman.
Willie: But I wanted to see the bushmen.
ASADA: Oh, and one more thing. You may have osteoporosis.