freo - full marks for creativity - I cacked in a steamy, dark resort with the ocean rolling outside the windows........
yfe couldn't find a captain's goal if it was duct taped to the windscreen of his helicopter.
Hogan runs like he's bow legged and wearing tight blue jeans and kicks the footy like its a dead jack russell.
Tabs thinks he's a basketball hoop.
Sonny keeps running into invisible clotheslines strewn all about the place.
Cox doesnt trust himself to take a set shot from 40 out but is confident enough to have a crack at a laser pinpoint pass to an outnumbered shorter team mate on a tighter angle.
Hilly doesnt understand that you cant open the face of goal up by running around WHEN YOURE STRAIGHT IN FRONT ALREADY.
theres so much more but im too sad. my eyes r melting.
Walters needs someone to give him a kick in the ass, too good a footballer to be carrying on with that bullshit.
If the league or media had any balls this staging crap would be called out every week.
Needs to be put into the spotlight as it’s a blight on the game, the umpires are struggling enough without this crap.
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