Opposition Supporters say the darndest things.

[CarnTheScray]

This extract from a Salary Cap Cheat fan.

North, Bulldogs, St Kilda. Not sure why they exist to be honest. Fold two, ship the remaining one to tassie.

I would add Melbourne in there but at least they stay relevant by being a constant, hilarious letdown.

 

[Virgin Dog]

Context - Tigers fan asked the Swans board what they think Aliir is worth in a trade

First rounder IMO. At his best he's a gun. Horse has stuffed around with him a lot.

 

[Mojorisin]

Context - Tigers fan asked the Swans board what they think Aliir is worth in a trade

Third would get it done but you couldn't imagine the swans would be in any position to trade out a tall

 

[CarnTheScray]

For the first time ever I quite enjoyed watching the dogs throw the ball around yesterday

The Tasmanian Kangaroos board is always a certain source of entertainment.

 

[Dogs_r_barking]

This extract from a Salary Cap Cheat fan.

Which cheating club, we have so many to choose from, Carltank, Adelaide, Essington,...

 

[SonOfScray]

The Tasmanian Kangaroos board is always a certain source of entertainment.

Every time I check a game day thread on the main board, the same 3 or so pissants from this s**t stain on the league are all over it.

 

[Sentinel]

Just reading through a thread discussing GWS' premiership window and came across this from a Swans supporter (which is a pretty common type of post from Sydney fans).

Pretty tough to axe a couch a year after playing in a GF in the biggest * of a season since 1849 (second only to 2016 VFL GF rigging)

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, I would like to propose Longmire's Law, which states: as a Big Footy discussion grows longer, the probability of a Sydney fan whinging about the 2016 AFL Grand Final approaches 1.

 

[CarnTheScray]

Every time I check a game day thread on the main board, the same 3 or so pissants from this sh*t stain on the league are all over it.

I go to their board whenever the dogs are playing, as for whatever reason they absolutely despise us.

 

[CarnTheScray]

Just reading through a thread discussing GWS' premiership window and came across this from a Swans supporter (which is a pretty common type of post from Sydney fans).

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, I would like to propose Longmire's Law, which states: as a Big Footy discussion grows longer, the probability of a Sydney fan whinging about the 2016 AFL Grand Final approaches 1.

Shitney fans whinging never gets old. When you respond to them they act like they aren't upset because they lost but because THE UMPIRES. What BS.

 

[maddog37]

Just reading through a thread discussing GWS' premiership window and came across this from a Swans supporter (which is a pretty common type of post from Sydney fans).

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, I would like to propose Longmire's Law, which states: as a Big Footy discussion grows longer, the probability of a Sydney fan whinging about the 2016 AFL Grand Final approaches 1.

I love those type of Swans fans. Hook me up and mainline those sweet salty tears.

 

[CarnTheScray]

bruhmoment

North fan came in here solely to dislike my comment haha point proven

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Just reading through a thread discussing GWS' premiership window and came across this from a Swans supporter (which is a pretty common type of post from Sydney fans).

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, I would like to propose Longmire's Law, which states: as a Big Footy discussion grows longer, the probability of a Sydney fan whinging about the 2016 AFL Grand Final approaches 1.

Haha, love it, let's do it.

My sig refers to The Law of 54 which stated (prior to 2016) that any discussion between our fans and oppos inevitably led to someone saying "but you've only got one flag!".

 

[NBates]

Pretty tough to axe a couch a year after playing in a GF in the biggest * of a season since 1849 (second only to 2016 VFL GF rigging)

Geez, pretty hard on the furniture

 

[Cadillac]

#ThingsNorthFansSay

 

[weltschmerz]

#ThingsNorthFansSay

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I notice they're not giving Tarryn Thomas back.

 

[Hoges64]

#ThingsNorthFansSay

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Wow. That list is the most vanilla in the comp and they think they should be a top 6 side!?!? Delusional...

 

[Virgin Dog]

#ThingsNorthFansSay

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This reads like the classic "I would've been drafted if I didn't do my knee"

 

[_Mike_]

This reads like the classic "I would've been drafted if I didn't do my knee"

If my knees didnt give out playing under 18's, I would have been drafted to the Bulldogs and we would have won the flag every year from 1994 to 2002.

 

[Virgin Dog]

If my knees didnt give out playing under 18's, I would have been drafted to the Bulldogs and we would have won the flag every year from 1994 to 2002.

A real sliding doors moment if I've ever seen one

 

[Cadillac]

 

[Doggy]

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He is s**t

 

[Cadillac]

This thread takes the cake for utter delusion if I’ve ever seen it.

Player Watch - #9: Luke Davies-Uniacke - signs until end 2025! Runner up in the 2022 Syd Barker Medal Award

0:25 is literally Carey like. That "pass" has to be close to 60 ****ing metres. . Look where he kicks it from: Then where Larkey marks it: THAT people, is certifiably FREAKISH! It's a ****ing stab pass. You shouldn't be able to do that!!!! There are three elite elements of this...

www.bigfooty.com

 

[Doggy]

This thread takes the cake for utter delusion if I’ve ever seen it.

Player Watch - #9: Luke Davies-Uniacke - signs until end 2025! Runner up in the 2022 Syd Barker Medal Award

0:25 is literally Carey like. That "pass" has to be close to 60 ****ing metres. . Look where he kicks it from: Then where Larkey marks it: THAT people, is certifiably FREAKISH! It's a ****ing stab pass. You shouldn't be able to do that!!!! There are three elite elements of this...

www.bigfooty.com

Uber spud

 

[ManOfClay]

A Carlton loss actually makes it harder for Essendon and The Bulldogs to play the finals, so that is a damn good consolation prize

spoken like a true Elmer Fudd style loser

 

[CarnTheScray]

spoken like a true Elmer Fudd style loser

Saw that comment. Was going to give some bait in return but I realised his primitive mind would enjoy the attention.