Outstandingly average vanilla Joe thread.

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Dazb86

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Post some players that don't stand out from the crowd at all. I want to see the leagues generic type of players that would never be on a poster stuck on a kids wall.

I'll start with Andrew Swallow.

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Here he is celebrating his one risky effective possession for the year.

This bloke is as meat and potato as it gets. He's pretty much what you see every time you go into create a character on any video game. He is basically the 'default' player of the AFL. Absolutely nothing excites me about his style of play.
 
I have noticed that he is a serial ducker and has applied the chicken wing tackle on multiple occasions without being penalised.
 

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Mitch Wallis.

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Mitch wondering if any of the touches in his career have ever been on a highlights reel.

Without the hair or the famous last name would anybody actually notice Mitch Wallis on the field? The type of guy that would wear a brand new pair of New Balance sneakers to the pub and order a bourban and coke but then tell the barman to hold the bourban. A solid 5/10 type.
 
Mitch Wallis.

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Mitch wondering if any of the touches in his career have ever been on a highlights reel.

Without the hair or the famous last name would anybody actually notice Mitch Wallis on the field? The type of guy that would wear a brand new pair of New Balance sneakers to the pub and order a bourban and coke but then tell the barman to hold the bourban. A solid 5/10 type.
Bourban ?..
Is that like a vanilla bourbon ?
 
Peter Street

The equal tallest player to ever play the game he quit football because he was no good and took up a career as a Police Officer. Street has requested this thread be put in his #Divvy van.

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David Armytage

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While googling his photo some hot chubby bird standing with Port Adelaides President kept showing up.

Did David even play a game this year? Does anybody even know? I looked up his stats to make sure this wasn't an injury troll and it said he'd played 22 games. 22 of the most unmemorable games imaginable. I bet this guy was a solid C grade student.
 
David Armytage

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While googling his photo some hot chubby bird standing with Port Adelaides President kept showing up.

Did David even play a game this year? Does anybody even know? I looked up his stats to make sure this wasn't an injury troll and it said he'd played 22 games. 22 of the most unmemorable games imaginable. I bet this guy was a solid C grade student.
Can confirm

Was very bland last year
 
Plays 2 good games a year far enough apart to keep him in the team
Rarely plays on an opponent

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Also has the same mouth hanging open look made famous by Matthew Lloyd

The blandest of the biege brigade
 

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