Science & Mathematics Over vs Under

[BotsMaster]

I'm not letting the wrong kind of paper touch my rear end, it has to have the right balance between feeling smooth (and not rough) and NOT break mid wipe.

 

[Xtreme]

I pity your husband.

Not a woman but thanks

 

[I Lost My Keays]

Why are we discussing this? Of course it's over

 

[Nothing]

We did have a semi argument about it. My dialogue might've been slightly different...

Mrs Duritz: Hang the ****ing toilet paper over.
Duritz: Ok.

 

[Keys]

Mrs Duritz: Hang the ******* toilet paper over.
Duritz: Ok.

And make sure you put the seat down
Yes dear

 

[Borderline]

Under you savages. If your toilet paper holder thing has a guard over the top of it then it tears the paper when you put a new roll on and try to pull.

 

[Catfish Alley]

Under you savages. If your toilet paper holder thing has a guard over the top of it then it tears the paper when you put a new roll on and try to pull.

Why would you need a guard over the paper??

 

[Borderline]

Why would you need a guard over the paper??

I'm not sure what you'd call it but mine's something like this;

 

[Righteo]

^^^What is even the point of that?

I'm an over man personally, less likely to completely unspool that way.

 

[Doss]

My mother was an under merchant, so growing up I remember being annoyed by over merchants.

Once I actually started doing it myself, however, I quickly realised that over is better. As riteo said, less likely to unspool.

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Whoever voted under is a ****ing heathen.
It's OVER, end of.

 

[Shell]

Where is "dont care- either/or" option.

Never think about it tbh.

I have bigger issues at work re. toilet paper. In that it is one ply rather than two ply. Can be there for ****ing ages trying to get toilet paper cause it's always breaking off.

 

[Duritz]

This is a highly divisive issue. It seems to me that in one camp are enlightened, sensible posters, and in the other camp are the overs.

 

[TheFreshBanana]

I grew up in an under house, but a lot of the time when I'm rolling out the TP, it just breaks off suddenly. Annoying as shit. Switched to over, no problems.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

I find it depends on the brand of toilet paper and what ply it is. I myself used to be exclusive to one brand in particular but they changed their design so that even though it was 2 play... when using it, it felt like the fish and chip style toilet paper shopping centres use. So I switched to Quilton, feels just right and has the right amount of thickness that nothing escapes.

What does any of that have to do with over vs under?

 

[Xtreme]

What does any of that have to do with over vs under?

Some "brands" toilet paper is different on the under side compared to the over side thus it would make a huge difference in whether you were an over or under person. There was an older Sorbent design where they had an imprinted pattern on one side of the toilet paper, use it the right side around and you'd feel nothing, use the opposite side and it was a little too rough to be used "down there" on the verge of being scratched.

 

[BotsMaster]

 

[Adzam]

bit off topic here but I was thinking the other day about all the lazy pricks that leave the empty roll on the holder and thought the amount you see it theres gotta be people walking around there with not completely wiped asses. You can't tell me that the end of the roll just happened to be the right amount every time

 

[LicoriceAllsorts]

yuck

 

[SHAKESPEARE]

Under all the way

 

[Cruyff14]

Over. And if it's under at home I change it.

 

[Beerfish]

Over. Wife always does the opposite. I always change it. She doesn't change it back. I remain unconvinced she does it for any other reason than she knows it annoys me and I will change it.

 

[Cruyff14]

Probably doesn't even notice lol

 

[Beerfish]

Probably doesn't even notice lol

I've considered that but if that were truly the case, law of averages would dictate she would put it on over sometimes. It's always under but she clearly doesn't really care.

Bitch.

 

[Wallaby]

Some "brands" toilet paper is different on the under side compared to the over side thus it would make a huge difference in whether you were an over or under person. There was an older Sorbent design where they had an imprinted pattern on one side of the toilet paper, use it the right side around and you'd feel nothing, use the opposite side and it was a little too rough to be used "down there" on the verge of being scratched.

This is true. If you examine loo paper closely - it has differences between one side and the other. The top side is softer, and the best one to use in arse-proximity procedures.

So what this means is you need to examine your technique for ripping off a few sheets and applying your particular scrunch/fold methodology. The aim being to wind up with using the soft side in contact with your seat of learning. Depending on whether you use forehand or backhand, leggie or offie, either over or under may work.