TheFreshBanana
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Somehow I don't think that actually happenedI had this argument with my wife. She says over, I said "you're ******* insane you bitch!! It's under or you know what'll be over? Us!!!"
I lost the argument.
Somehow I don't think that actually happened
Do you sit facing the door or facing the flusher?I'm starting to think you could almost combine these toilet threads and break them down. A statistician would have a field day.
Do you stand or sit to wipe?
Do you fold or scrunch or both?
Do you wipe back to front or front to back?
Do you prefer your toilet paper to be over or under?
Do you sit facing the door or facing the flusher?
Who goes under? Seriously?
Future Certified Legendary thread.
Subscribed.
I find it depends on the brand of toilet paper and what ply it is. I myself used to be exclusive to one brand in particular but they changed their design so that even though it was 2 play... when using it, it felt like the fish and chip style toilet paper shopping centres use. So I switched to Quilton, feels just right and has the right amount of thickness that nothing escapes.
Needs a Goo prefix.Certified legendary is a wank of words.
That was very anal.
Under. It's always been under
I'm not letting the wrong kind of paper touch my rear end, it has to have the right balance between feeling smooth (and not rough) and NOT break mid wipe.