Banter Part 2 Opposition welcome. Puppy Dog Play Time #486

[Magpie Girl]

Well, this is it.
If you want to come to the Magpies board to engage in some good natured banter at Collingwood's expense, you can now do so. Naturally, that means there is even less excuse, and tolerance, for trolling other threads on this board.

Some rules still apply ...
No personal abuse beyond obvious humour, no inappropriate language, and nothing slanderous, but you can rip into each other's teams, players etc... you get the idea.

This thread is not a place for you to spew forth another essay on why Buckley should be sacked (after a loss) or Davoren (after an injury) or why we should bring back Malthouse (if there are any of you left who still believe that)

Opposition supporters you can make light hearted jibes but, pretty pretty please, try to make them humorous and somewhat inventive. And don't wail like a wounded banshee, or cry like a baby, when we give some back to your team; it's a banter thread and it's here for fun.

Magpies supporters if you have no interest in a bit of light hearted ribbing, it's probably better to just steer clear of this thread

Let it rip guys and keep it nice, keep it clean, keep it fun!

(we'll change the title each week)

 

[Magpie Girl]

What rhymes with Dockers?

(opposition has been invited so give them a nice warm winter's Melbourne welcome guys)

 

[eddiebankbalance]

All Freo fans are uneducated flogs. And I hope they can win the GF.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Correction:
They'd be invited if I could find their Preview thread.
Perhaps they're not turning up on Thursday

 

[youmewe]

Correction:
They'd be invited if I could find their Preview thread.
Perhaps they're not turning up on Thursday

It's Collingwood this week is it?

Eddie should be outraged, fancy the AFL giving Freo back to back byes.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

It's Collingwood this week is it?

Eddie should be outraged, fancy the AFL giving Freo back to back byes.

Quoting for proof of evidence.

 

[Chief Ten Beers]

What is this?

 

[eddiebankbalance]

What is this?

..an outdated football jumper?

 

[youmewe]

Quoting for proof of evidence.

Sorry, it's hard to respect a team whose wins this season are against the teams in 5th (injury depleted GWS), 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th positions on the ladder.

 

[Tony_Clifton]

I don't find there is much to hate about Collingwood nowadays. I kind of like them. I guess that's how they used to feel about us when we were a nothing team.

 

[eddiebankbalance]

Sorry, it's hard to respect a team whose wins this season are against the teams in 5th (injury depleted GWS), 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th positions on the ladder.

So you haven't played and beaten any of them to sit on top of the ladder?

 

[Cobbler]

Last time I went on one of these threads we lost to Richmond. So i'll reverse my comments for Collingwood:

Collingwood are an exceptional side, who have beaten some highly ranked opposition. I think they're a great shot at making the 4 and challenging for a premiership. Their fans are passionate and respectful.

I think their elite kicking, midfield dash, true grunt work and dead eye dick forwards will take it right up to Freo.

Pies in a canter. To win by 38!

 

[eddiebankbalance]

I don't find there is much to hate about Collingwood nowadays. I kind of like them. I guess that's how they used to feel about us when we were a nothing team.

You need to win an AFL Premiership before talking about a nothing team, just saying.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Last time I went on one of these threads we lost to Richmond. So i'll reverse my comments for Collingwood:

Collingwood are an exceptional side, who have beaten some highly ranked opposition. I think they're a great shot at making the 4 and challenging for a premiership. Their fans are passionate and respectful.

I think their elite kicking, midfield dash, true grunt work and dead eye dick forwards will take it right up to Freo.

Pies in a canter. To win by 38!

Have you heard of the Law of Attraction?

 

[Bicco]

Has Collingwood got any forwards over 185cm that the media can talk up as a potential KPF target for us?

 

[Tony_Clifton]

You need to win an AFL Premiership before talking about a nothing team, just saying.

Talking about what makes a premiership team may require having won a premiership in some people's eyes. I think we Dockers supporters have all the experience needed to talk about being a nothing team.

 

[Cobbler]

Have you heard of the Law of Attraction?

I have.

Sadly I've been dreaming of a Freo Flag for over 20 years... so... that law doesn't apply here!

Perhaps it's this mindset across all footy followers that leads to Cloke missing goals from 20m out?

 

[Vicky Park]

What is this?

He's admiring his reflection.

 

[Bicco]

You need to win an AFL Premiership before talking about a nothing team, just saying.

You've played the no premiership card early there! Rest of the crew have to come up with something original now.

 

[Tony_Clifton]

He's admiring his reflection.

Does not make sense. A convex curve like that would only make his nose look bigger. WTF?

 

[Vicky Park]

Last time I went on one of these threads we lost to Richmond. So i'll reverse my comments for Collingwood:

Collingwood are an exceptional side, who have beaten some highly ranked opposition. I think they're a great shot at making the 4 and challenging for a premiership. Their fans are passionate and respectful.

I think their elite kicking, midfield dash, true grunt work and dead eye dick forwards will take it right up to Freo.

Pies in a canter. To win by 38!

Now you're talking!

 

[ottoman]

Sorry, it's hard to respect a team whose wins this season are against the teams in 5th (injury depleted GWS), 12th, 13th, 14th, 15th, 16th, 17th and 18th positions on the ladder.

Just like you guys we have only beaten the teams below us

 

[Tony_Clifton]

Just like you guys we have only beaten the teams below us

let's hope that statistic carries on

 

[eddiebankbalance]

You've played the no premiership card early there! Rest of the crew have to come up with something original now.

Bantering is about producing comical facts, no?

 

[Tony_Clifton]

Jebbus cripes Collingwood must have been a good team back in the past if they could make Jack Anthony look good for a season. (is that how its done)