Banter Part 2 Opposition welcome. Puppy Dog Play Time #486

[Spoken4]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

 

[Magpie Girl]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

What's with that jumper.
It looks like you're trying for black and white but ....

 

[jedi mind tricks]

I've needed some dental work this past month. Does this make me an honorary magpie

 

[jedi mind tricks]

jack anthony looks like the tall bloke in the back in this shot from 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'

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Good god I can't believe we pinched him away from your club.

 

[Bard]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

What an astute observation, Sherlock.

 

[bodga22]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

I'll call your Fyfe and raise you a Pendlebury

 

[jedi mind tricks]

I'll call your Fyfe and raise you a Pendlebury

Fyfe us a full house and pendles in a pair of jacks.

 

[gungho]

What's with all the Collingwood supporters being friendly on here?
Feels like trying to hate your mother in law after she's made you a hot chocolate.

 

[Mezz]

Yeah, I don't mind Collingwood supporters either. Maybe cuz you're over the other side of the country? The Wet Toast ferals are the fans I hate.

But please, can we have some original jokes?. The 'no premierships' and 'we took Jack Anthony' jibes have been done to death. New work please, folks.

If you like, we can give you a score outta 10 for originality.

 

[ottoman]

A truck driver is driving along the highway when he sees a priest hitchhiking. He stops to pick up the priest, but he has a few misgivings about giving him a ride as usually when the driver sees a Collingwood supporter on the road he runs them over. But with a priest in the truck, he wouldn't be able to carry out his favourite pastime.

Being a good bloke, the truck driver decides to pick up the priest and forgo his fun for this one trip.

Just after the priest jumps into the cab they come across a Collingwood supporter hitchhiking. The driver decides to swerve to avoid the Collingwood supporter but hears a huge 'BOOM!' The driver looks over at the priest, who says, "Don't worry - I got him with the door."

Now it is known that aside from a very little town in the western parts of Australia Fremantle supporters are very rare and disliked.
Anyway a truck driver is driving through Collingwood when he accidentally crashes into two of these rare Fremantle supporters. One of the guys gets flung 20 metres along the road and the other one goes through the windscreen.
A few minutes later the police arrive and seeing that it was Fremantle supporters that got hit tell the truck driver not to worry about it and to go on about his daily business.
The truck driver a little shocked asks what will happen.
"You see the one that got flung 20 metres down the road?" says the policeman. "Well we will book him for leaving the scene of an accident and the one who went through your windscreen will be charged with breaking and entering"

 

[Grape Bear]

Clearly, in the area of crappy tatts, Collingwood wins.

 

[Kappa]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

Wonder how many clangers Fyfe will get this week

 

[Unique Name]

Ask any Collingwood supporter what their favourite football memory is and I guarantee this is Number 1.
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FREE TEETH............ ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vicky Park]

I've needed some dental work this past month. Does this make me an honorary magpie

This is so very very hurtful.

 

[Vicky Park]

Ask any Collingwood supporter what their favourite football memory is and I guarantee this is Number 1.
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FREE TEETH............ ZOMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And another one involving teeth. I'm really really distressed now.

 

[vjknight]

Thanks for Heath Scotland guys.
Great they've got a banter thread up and going.
vjknight has been a regular on our board for months.

Just offering moral support.

 

[vjknight]

Shows how much you know.

Actually it contains McPharlin's singing trophy.

Up there with the saints putting a grand final sprint trophy into their cabinet.

 

[HBF]

Just offering moral support.

Is that what you call it....

 

[vjknight]

Is that what you call it....

Well for a morally* bankrupt club and supporter group like yours, it's important.




*financially too.

 

[5_Flockhart]

Only got one one thing to say. We have Fyfe and you don't.

He's got the drop punt all sorted.

 

[Soaring Magpie]

Fyfe us a full house and pendles in a pair of jacks.

Now try that again in English

 

[Anzacday]

Fyfe us a full house and pendles in a pair of jacks.

Now try that again in English

Fyfe likes a full blouse, Pendles prefers his jocks

 

[Freofalcon]

I really hope the game is better than the banter in here.

 

[Baltimore Jack]

Now try that again in English

Is it......Fyfe cleans his house, Pendles middle name is Jack?

 

[HBF]

Well for a morally* bankrupt club and supporter group like yours, it's important.




*financially too.

Any chance you blokes can give Vic Park a bit of a tidy up. Was out there a few years ago i needed a HAZMAT suit.