Patrick “8 meter” Crabs!

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hawkman

Brownlow Medallist
Jun 7, 2007
21,391
25,326
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Hawthorn
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Can’t run either, evidenced by average 0.2 bounces per game :thumbsdown:


If he’s not running with the ball and only fumbling it forward 8 meters to a missed target, what the **** is he doing out there?

Surprised Bolts is playing him tbh.
Playing him every week is probably the reason why they have won only 1 game. Carlton's version of Will Langford
 

Packedlunch

Brownlow Medallist
Nov 8, 2007
17,800
48,903
Eating Out.
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Hawthorn
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fear us
Packedlunch

lolololololololol - idjot.
Nice demonstration yesterday of what happens when a gun player racks up a high possession game.

And how different it is to when a stat whore does.

Look at you clammy handed, rampant jizzers sliding off your seat with captain 8 meters recording his best game for the year ....against shittrucks Gold Coast.

Barely matched Tommy “Brownlow” Mitchell’s weekly output :rolleyes:
 

JustaBattler

Everyone Looks Better In Blue
May 31, 2012
21,092
38,899
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Carlton
Look at you clammy handed, rampant jizzers sliding off your seat with captain 8 meters recording his best game for the year ....against shittrucks Gold Coast.

Barely matched Tommy “Brownlow” Mitchell’s weekly output :rolleyes:
It saddens me to read you posting ad hominem type attacks when you are confronted with the reality of your idjocy. It is ok everyone gets it wrong sometimes and no doubt Clarkson can look to top up his midfield with a huge offer for Cripps in 2021....
 

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