Player Watch Patrick Lipinski

[Jen2310]

"Clean disposal." "Good skills." "Hitting my targets." "Not wasting a disposal."

Say no more. You have sold us.

 

[Mahama]

Absolute bargain for you lot, sad we lost him.

Was going through his stats to see if there's a measurable way to show how damaging he is by foot. His disposal efficiency being 2nd in the league among midfielders this year is one thing obviously.

For a more Collingwood-related reference though: in 2019, when he last had an extended run in the midfield, he managed a goal assist for every 2.8 inside 50s. The only midfielder in the league who got anywhere near that this year was Pendles

 

[Jen2310]

Absolute bargain for you lot, sad we lost him.

Was going through his stats to see if there's a measurable way to show how damaging he is by foot. His disposal efficiency being 2nd in the league among midfielders this year is one thing obviously.

For a more Collingwood-related reference though: in 2019, when he last had an extended run in the midfield, he managed a goal assist for every 2.8 inside 50s. The only midfielder in the league who got anywhere near that this year was Pendles

What I did notice in his stats that really stood out to me, was he is elite for disposal % and kicking efficiency. THIS I like.

 

[nahnah]

Good trade

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

I’m going to lock myself away in the office and build a dossier on him.

I’m gunna call it the Lipinksi File.

 

[frizzle]

Pretty good looking fella too, no homo

You forgot the obligatory "Not that there is anything wrong with that"

 

[sr36]

I’m going to lock myself away in the office and build a dossier on him.

I’m gunna call it the Lipinksi File.

His name triggers Monica in my mind too.

 

[jmac70]

For those who may be wondering...
The Mod team believe a welcome thread should only be started when there's an official tweet from the AFL or Collingwood.
TD has been aware of this for some time and given we've made him abide by it, it's only fair others do too.

PS: I had a bit of a hiccup with it and TD's likes dropped off.
Please feel free to go back and give him your love again if you feel so inclined.

FYI: Gone Critical jathanas Maggie5

PPS: To those who feel inclined to jump in and beat TD to it. I get that you have the right to do it, but is there any chance you can just leave it to TD?
It’s become a bit of a tradition around here.

 

[jmac70]

His name triggers Monica in my mind too.

And what does the thought of Monica trigger?

 

[sr36]

And what does the thought of Monica trigger?
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i think it was fitting that Timmy from Thomastown made a reference to Monica and then talked about locking himself away in his office...

 

[Horaceg]

Absolute bargain for you lot, sad we lost him.

Was going through his stats to see if there's a measurable way to show how damaging he is by foot. His disposal efficiency being 2nd in the league among midfielders this year is one thing obviously.

For a more Collingwood-related reference though: in 2019, when he last had an extended run in the midfield, he managed a goal assist for every 2.8 inside 50s. The only midfielder in the league who got anywhere near that this year was Pendles

You can come on here and quote as many stats as you like, music to my ears.

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

His name triggers Monica in my mind too.

I was more heading down the George Costanza path…

The Penske Files

 

[Horaceg]

Good trade

What nothing about his looks and and where you sit on relationships.

sums it up most appropriatel

 

[Kappa]

Interesting that we were pushed off pick 58 with so much time left in the trade week, does this mean we have more business to get through?

 

[Gabbo64]

I’m going to lock myself away in the office and build a dossier on him.

I’m gunna call it the Lipinksi File.

Can you build a bed under your desk so I can visit.

 

[Gabbo64]

PPS: To those who feel inclined to jump in and beat TD to it. I get that you have the right to do it, but is there any chance you can just leave it to TD?
It’s become a bit of a tradition around here.

Good call

 

[iGNITER]

Interesting that we were pushed off pick 58 with so much time left in the trade week, does this mean we have more business to get through?

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Gabbo64]

And what does the thought of Monica trigger?
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My cigar collection.

 

[Chrispiesssss]

Me reading the different sorts ways everyone is planning to celebrate the acquisition of Lippa.

 

[The Royal Sampler]

And what does the thought of Monica trigger?
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Feminists?

 

[Gabbo64]

Sad that people still need to stress their heterosexual when admiring the appearance of someone of the same sex.

Or perhaps they are just trying to point out his good looks in a non sexual way. I mean, Jen's post definitely had sexual overtones and that is fine by me.

 

[PIE TILL I DIE]

Another sdeal done, what is going on? Very happy, a skilful mid. I hope he is another Simon Black.

Also, Lippa? Surely we can do better for a nickname. Maybe Pink? Pole Dancer?

I’ve said it before still think his nickname should be THUNDER

 

[Abdul_The_Bull]

"Clean disposal." "Good skills." "Hitting my targets." "Not wasting a disposal."

Say no more. You have sold us.

Add in "backing my aerobic ability" and I'm well and truly sold!!

 

[Collingwood 4 eternity]

Welcome Lippa

I say, hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud
Hey (hey), you (you)
Get off of my cloud

Don't hang around 'cause two's a crowd
On my cloud, baby

 

[davywap]

You forgot the obligatory "Not that there is anything wrong with that"

I considered that too