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Discussion in 'Humour and Games Board' started by ArgusTuft, Sep 11, 2008.

  1. Socrates2

    Socrates2 Club Legend

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    I need to have glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses... of scotch!
     

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  2. GreyCrow

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    *stolen from RedmanWasHere

    Gouge used to be spelt gouige ...until someone took an i out
     
  3. RedmanWasHere

    RedmanWasHere Rarely in kitchens at parties.

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    I never posted that one.
     
  4. GreyCrow

    GreyCrow Hall of Famer

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    I went to the chemist to buy some Viagra. Couldnt believe how much it cost

    Guess thats inflation for ya
     
  5. Socrates2

    Socrates2 Club Legend

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    That's a shocker
     
  6. philreich

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    Mate of mine reckons he saw his missus putting viagra in her coffee the other day. He asked her, "What are you doing?" She said, "I love the stuff - it even stops my biscuits going soft."
     
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  7. Mofra

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    It's useful in the aged care industry - stops the guys rolling out of bed.
     
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    philreich Brownlow Medallist

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    Someone once described it as being like a trip to Disneyland - you have to hang around for an hour for a 12 second ride.
     
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  9. Socrates2

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    There was a party and after the party ,a brother and sister were drunk and the sister says to her brother ,'come in the bedroom.' The siblings not thinking clearly,start having sex, just as the sister was about to climax , she yells 'kiss me ,kiss me!'.The brother says ,' Kiss you?It's bad enough we're doing this!'
     
  10. jumboprince

    jumboprince FLACCID MEMBER

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    The wife got dressed up for a night out with her friends, then she walked into the lounge and asked me to rate her. "8 or 9 at least" I said.


    "Out of 10?" she smiled... "Thanks, babe, I'm flattered". Didn't have the heart to tell her I meant beers.
     
  11. jumboprince

    jumboprince FLACCID MEMBER

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    Smacked the missus on the arse last night. "into the bedroom with you wench" I said.

    She giggled "Oh you horny devil" "No, seriously" I said. "Bugger off, the footy's about to start."
     
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  12. jumboprince

    jumboprince FLACCID MEMBER

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    I don't know if women belong in the kitchen or not; but we can all agree they don't belong on the road.
     
  13. Socrates2

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    Your on the wrong thread mate, your looking for the 'No one will root me, so I hate women thread'
     
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