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jumboprince

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One of the guys at work was so fed up with me making jokes about his sexuality, he picked up a kitchen knife, attacked me with it, yet somehow managed to miss every vital organ.



What a shit stabber
 

trawlerman

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I'll never forget my grandfather's last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, 'Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?'
 

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