Bokonon
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- May 3, 2016
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Well ok
There's two old prospectors going over the opal fields, could be White Cliffs or Cooper Pedy, when they come upon an old shaft
They wonder how deep it is and one of them drops a stone and puts his ear over the shaft to listen, nothing
His mate gets a bigger stone drops it into the shaft puts his ear over it and listens, nothing
Together carry a boulder to the shaft push it over the edge and listen, nothing
Finally getting a bit pissed and wondering if they should just give up, they drag an old railway sleeper grunting and groaning to edge of the shaft and push it over the edge, still nothing.
Then a goat comes running and jumps into tbe shaft with a great leap.
While the prospectors are catching tbeir breath and trying to figure out what happened a guy walks up to them and asks if they have seen a goat.
Well we did one said but it was the damndest thing. It ran straight up and jumped into the shaft.
Wouldn't have been my goat was the reply it's not that stupid, and anyway my goat was tied to a railway sleeper.
There's two old prospectors going over the opal fields, could be White Cliffs or Cooper Pedy, when they come upon an old shaft
They wonder how deep it is and one of them drops a stone and puts his ear over the shaft to listen, nothing
His mate gets a bigger stone drops it into the shaft puts his ear over it and listens, nothing
Together carry a boulder to the shaft push it over the edge and listen, nothing
Finally getting a bit pissed and wondering if they should just give up, they drag an old railway sleeper grunting and groaning to edge of the shaft and push it over the edge, still nothing.
Then a goat comes running and jumps into tbe shaft with a great leap.
While the prospectors are catching tbeir breath and trying to figure out what happened a guy walks up to them and asks if they have seen a goat.
Well we did one said but it was the damndest thing. It ran straight up and jumped into the shaft.
Wouldn't have been my goat was the reply it's not that stupid, and anyway my goat was tied to a railway sleeper.
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