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That one's rolled around again pretty quick! Didn't we hear that about two years ago
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That one's rolled around again pretty quick! Didn't we hear that about two years ago
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You're a lucky girl, being tagged for such brilliance
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Ruh-roh! I've angered the feminazis!!
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Why did the woman cross the road?
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen??!!
Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen??!!
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My guess is, to warn her mate across the road that Duritz was back in town, doing the usual rounds again.
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The first testicular guard, the "Cup" was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realise that their brain is also important ...
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Which is more important to women, length or girth?
Turns out it's consent
Turns out it's consent
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Hey!! That's sexist!!
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A plane is about to crash and a woman stands up and declares "if this plane is going to crash I want to die feeling like a woman! Is there any man on here good enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A well built, handsome man in the back stands up, walks to the woman, takes all his clothes off in front of her and says, "here, iron these!"
A well built, handsome man in the back stands up, walks to the woman, takes all his clothes off in front of her and says, "here, iron these!"
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Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!!!
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We're the only sex that can handle it ... I can see it now "Help ... omg! .. am I going to die? I think I'm going to die!! Have you got 000 on speed dial? I need an ambulance!"
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Clearly you've never felt the agony of a football/cricket ball to the nuts. Hurts far worse than child birth I'll bet.
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What food turns a woman off sex?
Wedding cake.
Wedding cake.
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Clearly I don't have the nuts but a man once said ..... I've got the balls
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I'll believe it. Taking on the best poster on bigfooty (me) takes balls.
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Hah ... that fine reputation has preceded you .... so thanks. I think
You must feel very proud. Good for you.
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There was a lady in her 90s who became a sort of local celebrity because she had recently got married.
The local news station decided to interview her.
The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.
"This isn't my first husband, so it's not much different than the others," she replied with a smile.
"Oh? How many husbands have you had?" the interviewer inquired.
"This one will be my fourth," she replied.
"I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher."
"What does your current husband do?"
"Oh he's a funeral director."
The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.
"It always made sense to me," she replied.
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
The local news station decided to interview her.
The interviewer asked questions like how it was to be a newlywed in her 90s.
"This isn't my first husband, so it's not much different than the others," she replied with a smile.
"Oh? How many husbands have you had?" the interviewer inquired.
"This one will be my fourth," she replied.
"I was married in my 20s to a banker, then in my 40s to a circus performer. After that I married a preacher."
"What does your current husband do?"
"Oh he's a funeral director."
The interviewer laughed and then asked how she came to marry these men from such different backgrounds and personalities.
"It always made sense to me," she replied.
"I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."
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I swear if I bled for a week down there I would die.
Women want a man who is funny and spontaneous, so when I knock on their window at night, dressed as a clown, its all panic and screaming!
Enough of the mensturation jokes.
Period.
Period.
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What did the astrologer say when his girlfriend sat on his telescope?
Now I can see Uranus.
Now I can see Uranus.
