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What did the astrologer say when his girlfriend sat on his telescope?
Now I can see Uranus.
Brace yourselves for jokes from Uranus!
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What did the astrologer say when his girlfriend sat on his telescope?
Now I can see Uranus.
She really Saturn it? He could see her ring
cause if you liked it, then you should have put a ring on it
I put a pencil in the corner of my room and I cant stop looking at it
It draws the eye
No. This is fine. Thanks for your lack of interest thoughYou've mistaken this thread for the lame jokes thread.
No. This is fine. Thanks for your lack of interest though
Cheers. Report button >>>I don't think that one could be classified as a pearler, under any definition of the word.
Its like the Mathematician with haemorrhoids.I put a pencil in the corner of my room and I cant stop looking at it
It draws the eye
I caught Mick Jagger trying to hack into my online files. I said, "Hey you, get off my cloud".