What's worse than waking up at a party and finding a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
Finding out it was traced
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LOL, I found a saying, as useless as Anne Franks drum kit.What don't you get Anne Frank for her birthday?
A drumkit.
Jesus!I still can't believe my Nan caught me wanking this morning.
I mean seriously, of all the fecking times to wake from a coma.
While golfing late one afternoon, a senior gentleman accidentally overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive, young female golfer, who lived on her own in a villa on the course, heard the noise and called out, "Are you OK?” "I’m OK, thanks," he replied, pulling himself out of the twisted cart.
She said, "Come up to my villa and rest a while. I’ll help you get the cart up later.” The old fella noticed that her silky bathrobe was partially open, revealing what appeared to be a very nice figure.
"That’s mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don’t really think my wife would like it.”
"Oh, come on now!" She was insistent, pretty, and very, very persuasive. He was weak, and pondered. "Well, OK," he finally agreed.
After a couple of Scotch and sodas, he thanked her and said, “Thank you. I do feel a lot better now. But you know, my wife is going to be really upset, so I’d better go now.”
"Don’t be so silly!" she said with a smile, as her robe fell slightly more open. "Stay for a while,” she purred. Your wife won’t know anything. After all, where is she?”
He replied, “At a guess, I suppose she’ll still be under the cart."