Meltdown People and things who can GAGF

[V23]

1. People who ask complex questions they already know the answers to in order to appear intelligent to others.

2. The government. F&$k me, they’re burning through money faster than they can tax the sh*t out of everyone.

3. People who slurp their food. Stop it. Get some help.

4. D*ckheads who try to cut to the front of the line of traffic when driving.

5. People who post “nice melt” in this fred

6. The NRL tribunal. Bunch of Sydney-centric anti-Melbourne biased c@cksmacks.

7. zackah

8. Gambling agencies. It’s not bad enough that they’re bleeding the money from some of the most vulnerable members of society, but they also have to advertise EVERY F@&KING WHERE.

9. Influencers. Imagine having a job where you’re paid to be annoying.

10. The weather. Any f@&king danger of seeing some warm weather anytime soon!?

 

[zackah]

Is there such a thing as a gen z flog melts at cloud gif?

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Is there such a thing as a gen z flog melts at cloud gif?

So this is ok but supermarket thread not? Nice Stalingrad Bay.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

5. People who post “nice melt” in this fred

Nice melt #MOTY2024

 

[zackah]

So this is ok but supermarket thread not? Nice Stalingrad Bay.

OPs melts are amusing. Yours are nauseating

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

OPs melts are amusing. Yours are nauseating

Nice melt

 

[V23]

Nice melt #MOTY2024

If you could do me a favour and shut up D/H, that'd really help me out of a a jam

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Stop stuttering first

 

[Chronz]

It's tough being a carlton supporter, you can melt as much as you need. Then you can do it all again next year.

 

[frggr]

OP prefers the company of Collingwood supporters

 

[V23]

You think you’re cute with your meltdown tags, don’t you, zackah?

The only things “melting down” are

- Sydney in grand finals

- Essendon, during all stages of the pre-season, regular season, finals, and the trade period

- You, when you skip Essendon matches to catch up with imaginary friends for Cheezel and White Wine Spritz parties

Hope this helps

 

[Mofra]

11. Lists
12. Irony

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Found myself 100% agreeing with all of the odd-numbered points in the OP.

 

[Mofra]

Found myself 100% agreeing with all of the odd-numbered points in the OP.

Are you gen Z?

I can't even...

 

[TheGoatBaron]

1. People who ask complex questions they already know the answers to in order to appear intelligent to others.

2. The government. F&$k me, they’re burning through money faster than they can tax the sh*t out of everyone.

3. People who slurp their food. Stop it. Get some help.

4. D*ckheads who try to cut to the front of the line of traffic when driving.

5. People who post “nice melt” in this fred

6. The NRL tribunal. Bunch of Sydney-centric anti-Melbourne biased c@cksmacks.

7. zackah

8. Gambling agencies. It’s not bad enough that they’re bleeding the money from some of the most vulnerable members of society, but they also have to advertise EVERY F@&KING WHERE.

9. Influencers. Imagine having a job where you’re paid to be annoying.

10. The weather. Any f@&king danger of seeing some warm weather anytime soon!?

Are you Gen Z?

Though point 7 is relatable

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Are you gen Z?

I can't even...

X I think. Never really paid much attention to the terminology.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

X I think.

Keep the OP away from us then please

 

[Bont2Bruce]

I can't even...

For clarification, I don't necessarily disagree with all of the even-numbered points. Bit of a mixed bag.

 

[Baldur]

13. Carltank flogs

 

[V23]

Keep the OP away from us then please

Oh, don’t worry, I’ll keep away from you like the premiership cup keeps away from your team directly after grand finals.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Oh, don’t worry, I’ll keep away from you like the premiership cup keeps away from your team directly after grand finals.

We’ve won two since your last one. Have you won since 2000 yet? How sad… powerhouse my arse

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Haven’t even been in a Grand Final since 99

 

[V23]

14. Other nominees in the Melt of the Year award

 

[TheGoatBaron]

14. Other nominees in the Melt of the Year award

Like Saveloy Rockstar? Now we’re talking…

 

[frggr]

OP doing a bang up job of showing us how he's not melting.

Understandable. When your cap's so rooted you can't afford to keep your best medium/small forward on the books, things are pretty dire.