Perrie = Gun

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No, seriously crows supporters, I think Perrie is just a short time away from sending this mismanaged portfolio (crippled team) of "quality merchandise" (players) into a corporate boom, propelling your stocks (premiership points) skyhigh, and causing your shareholders (supporters) to immediately forgive Ian for all his unacceptable on field transgressions,(this season only) and there shall hopefully be many positive letters written about him in the next quarterly prospectus.

He should therefore be left in the side to gather his necessary confidence, however as long as it takes, to ensure your teams participation in this years finals series.

Failing that, I hope he is playing in a fortnight's time.
 

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Reasonably funny troll.
I cant believe how much the crows fans pay him (perrie) out. Burton (the big blouse) used to be the scapegoat, then it was the young lad who missed a few goals in the 2006 nab cup GF and now it is perrie.

Perhaps they could have a running of the perrie's (borat style) down at west lakes and all the crows supporters could heap their ridicule and abuse on him as he passes by.
 

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Reasonably funny troll.
I cant believe how much the crows fans pay him (perrie) out. Burton (the big blouse) used to be the scapegoat, then it was the young lad who missed a few goals in the 2006 nab cup GF and now it is perrie.

Perhaps they could have a running of the perrie's (borat style) down at west lakes and all the crows supporters could heap their ridicule and abuse on him as he passes by.
When compared to Port supporters treatment of Matthew Bishop, Perrie gets off lightly
 

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When compared to Port supporters treatment of Matthew Bishop, Perrie gets off lightly
All teams have thier scapegoats but ive never heard the port crowd give it to bishop (or lonie now) like the crows give it to perrie (and used to give it to burton). And they say port "eats its own". If I was perrie I would hate the crows supporters guts.
 

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All teams have thier scapegoats but ive never heard the port crowd give it to bishop (or lonie now) like the crows give it to perrie (and used to give it to burton). And they say port "eats its own". If I was perrie I would hate the crows supporters guts.
and I have never heard an Adelaide fan wanting one of their players to do a knee, whats your point ??
 

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No, seriously crows supporters, I think Perrie is just a short time away from sending this mismanaged portfolio (crippled team) of "quality merchandise" (players) into a corporate boom, propelling your stocks (premiership points) skyhigh, and causing your shareholders (supporters) to immediately forgive Ian for all his unacceptable on field transgressions,(this season only) and there shall hopefully be many positive letters written about him in the next quarterly prospectus.

He should therefore be left in the side to gather his necessary confidence, however as long as it takes, to ensure your teams participation in this years finals series.

Failing that, I hope he is playing in a fortnight's time.
The funniest of all would be if he plays and kicks a bag in the showdown, though totally unlikely there is a very very very very very small chance of it happening.

The only problem is that I thought the idea of a troll was to try and get a reaction out of people whereas most Adelaide fans dont like Perrie so you arent accomplishing much.
 
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