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Which is why we need to be ever vigilant that the right wing don’t start making moves to limit voting access.

They’ve had their hands in the till for so long that they will be extremely peed off right now.

Eventually it will dawn on them that they are never going to get elected again.

But I doubt their response to that fact will be to move closer to the centre.
By the time the corruption commission is finished half of them will be in jail. Brother Stewie is under pressure. Barnaby inland railway stinks. Any number of Morrison hand outs including the $14m to Jacinta Price. And we have not heard anything about Manau security yet or water rights.

Not getting elected again is the least of their worries.
 
By the time the corruption commission is finished half of them will be in jail. Brother Stewie is under pressure. Barnaby inland railway stinks. Any number of Morrison hand outs including the $14m to Jacinta Price. And we have not heard anything about Manau security yet or water rights.

Not getting elected again is the least of their worries.

If any of them end up in prison I'll eat my own face.
 
What a buffoon.
He should **** off to the USA and probably get shot by some inbred hillbilly.

Yeah I went there. ****ing deal with it sky news shits
 

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Cheap politics is the only thing the Liberals know these days.

What was their last major policy? Is it still the GST?

Religious freedumbs! It was a policy. Just didn't get up.

I suppose the temporary increase to jobseeker during pandemic (though maybe more policy on the run - and appropriate too)
 
Religious freedumbs! It was a policy. Just didn't get up.

I suppose the temporary increase to jobseeker during pandemic (though maybe more policy on the run - and appropriate too)
That was simply to insulate the newly unemployed voters from the horrors of trying to survive on the normal dole bludger rations. "Gee I'm on the dole now and it isn't too bad, what are laybah on about???"
 

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I don't watch or pay attention to Sky other than occasionally what is posted here, but this came up in my feed today:


The photo in the article reminded me of an old movie for some reason:

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I've decided that since he's got a disease that I won't refer to him as spud or make bald jokes. But it doesn't change the fact that his smile looks about as friendly as Nosferatu. There is zero joy in this person's life.
 
I've decided that since he's got a disease that I won't refer to him as spud or make bald jokes. But it doesn't change the fact that his smile looks about as friendly as Nosferatu. There is zero joy in this person's life.

Hopefully I didn't insult Max Schreck with my post. :laughing:

Does Dutton actually have a disease? (Serious question, even though there are so many tempting guesses I'd like to insert here!)
 

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Hopefully I didn't insult Max Schreck with my post. :laughing:

Does Dutton actually have a disease? (Serious question, even though there are so many tempting guesses I'd like to insert here!)
Says he has alopecia.

Since the only confirmation is from his mouth, it's probably about 60% chance of being true. Can't tell why he'd lie about it, but he might have started an Alopecia charity which he plans on awarding $250m in the future, so that's still a good possible explanation.


He was already very much going bald. The potato gags were funnier before he potentially got a disease.

I doubt he's shaving his eyebrows, but he could be.
 
Says he has alopecia.

Since the only confirmation is from his mouth, it's probably about 60% chance of being true. Can't tell why he'd lie about it, but he might have started an Alopecia charity which he plans on awarding $250m in the future, so that's still a good possible explanation.


He was already very much going bald. The potato gags were funnier before he potentially got a disease.

I doubt he's shaving his eyebrows, but he could be.

Fair enough. However standard male-pattern baldness is also known as androgenetic alopecia. Alopecia areata is probably what he has - assuming he's on the level.

And as you've said, since the only confirmation is from his mouth, so in that case I'd drop your 60% chance of truth to about 25%!

I doubt he'd shave his eyebrows too - but then this is Dutton, whose desperation is plumbing new lows weekly - so who knows!

The potato gags are still funny though, it's as much the shape of his head as his lack of hair.. He actually looks more like the original Mr Potato Head of my youth in the 60s/70s:

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perhaps we should ease off the criticism of spud. want him to lead this ramshackle lot to the next election to witness a wipe-out.

 
perhaps we should ease off the criticism of spud. want him to lead this ramshackle lot to the next election to witness a wipe-out.

Oh, absolutely. (I don't want an ALP-loaded parliament though, need teals, Greens, Wilkie and Lambie for some balance, and BOP in the senate.)
 

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