Peter Helliers 2 fascinations

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Z_K

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#4
I reckon he is comfortably funnier than Rove.

Kind of like winning an IQ test at the Collingwood Social Club though, so.........
 

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#8
Originally posted by w00dy
hahahahhaha...


rove - "What are you doing?"
Pete - "Oh sorry... I thought i just saw Tonya Todman."
" I was fillin' up Bazza. Bazza's me rig, but next thing this Volvo pulls up at this pump over here...out jumps Tonia bloody Todman...I knew it was her 'cause I've seen her on the telly. I couldn't believe my luck...so, I'm just scratchin' me nuts...run up to her and go..."You're Tonia bloody Todman...Iknow who you are 'cause I've seen you on the telly..." And she goes, "Yes I am" So, ah...I get her to sign me ass...you wanna have a look ? I'll just drop me dacks for you, yeah check that out. It's faded a bit, but it's definately hers. I've got a certificate of authenticity in the glove box"

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#9
Helliar did some great sketches under the title 'Other Peoples Lives' on the channel nine version of Rove.

In one sketch he played John, a compulsive commerical radio station competition entrant:

John: We're tracking down the Black Thunders. They're giving away new prize packs containing new Taco flavoured milk. It's good to get out of the office every now and then you know. There's only so many Bryan Adams triple plays you can listen to before you go a little stir crazy....I havn't got a favourite radio station, in fact I love them all evenly. Comercial radio stations these days offer so much variety - they play everything from Chisel to Barnsey, Aussie Crawl to James Reyne...the only station I refuse to listen to is Triple J. They don't have enough giveaways. I mean what's the point of a radio station that doesn't give away icy cold cans of Coke...and they don't play Billy Joel...

And as Colin, the organiser of the office footy tipping:

COLIN: Sweeps, I refuse to run sweeps. You don't need any skill to win a sweep. Footy tipping competitions, they're all about bravery, courage, punctuality. You have to get your tips in at 5 'o clock on a Friday, otherwise you'll get the away teams and if the Dockers are playing at Waverly, you're in big trouble mister...

http://epod-central.com/tv/rove/rovetranscripts.html
 
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