Peter Parker

[ARDENSTREETforever]

Ah yes Danny Buckingham, he now plays at hastings, and is a very large man!

He played against us and he made 99* out of his teams 140.

If he could run he would have made a double ton!!

 

[Catman]

Originally posted by Squeak
Fattest pace bowler - Don Nash.

Joe Dawes.

 

[Fall Out Boy]

Dawes couldn't be on Nash's level. Just look at these chins............

 

[Hit And Rum]

Originally posted by NorthBoi96
Ah yes Danny Buckingham, he now plays at hastings, and is a very large man!

He played against us and he made 99* out of his teams 140.

If he could run he would have made a double ton!!

He can run if he is chasing a double beef whopper with extra cheese and bacon!!!

 

[Catman]

Joe couldn't match the chins, but the gut might come close.

 

[crudbucket]

Originally posted by Lidge
Fat Bastard's World XI

1. D Boon
2. D Lehmann
3. M Gatting
4. A Ranatunga (c)
5. I Al Huq
6. A De Silva
7. A Flintoff
8. A Stewart (am really struggling to find a porky back stop)
9. S Warne
10. M Hughes
11.D Nash


12th Man - Bruce Reid

Anyone remember a bloke named Soule who was keeping for Tassie a few seasons back ???? He was a large lump of a lad!
And Robert Key from England ?
Inzaman Ul Huq from Pakistan ?

 

[Hit And Rum]

Inazamam Ul Huq!

If you get a chance get hold of the highlights DVD from the 1999 Cricket world cup. When Australia plays Pakistan one of the Aussie quicks fires a ball at Inzy who attempts to move forward to play it. Somehow he misses everything and the ball misses his guts slamming directly into his Pakistani Pecker!

The pain does not register immediately and Inzi moves forward a little bit. BANG! His donger registers the thwack and he drops the bat grabs it with both hands and hits the deck!!!

Funniest thing on the highlights tape by a mile!!! Sick editor who put it in!!!

 

[catattack]

Originally posted by crudbucket
And Robert Key from England ?

Good batter, but takes an awfully long time to score runs. Probably because of the lack of quick singles he doesn't run.

Made a good knock against Australia A last season however.

 

[wang]

Akram Khan from Bangladesh would be a good addition to the side.

 

[the fly]

How about a World XI of all time with the likes of WG Grace, Warwick Armstrong, and Colin Milburn?

 

[Cupestar]

How could you leave Brad 'Beach ****' Williams out of the fat XI???

 

[Cupestar]

Kennedy Odayo, Kenya's backstop in 1996
Steve Waugh described him as a 'rather portly individual' in his 96 world cup diary.

 

[ARDENSTREETforever]

I am Brad Williams' biggest fan, he has a large boday shape and is built like a beast, i hope to god he plays the 3rd test ahead of Brackf*cker.

Willo is a bloody good bowler.

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