Certified Legendary Thread Pets Grizzlym's Dad is a Freakin Legend - From 'bum soap' to 'lawnmower larceny' and much more

[Prestigerrycomo]

Perhaps it's time I wrote my ol' mans Thailand story?

 

[Doss]

grizzlym, you are well and truly due a fresh story-telling, son..

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Irrelevant to the stories grizzlym but I was just wondering, where did you find that image of the Lion you had previously as your DP?

 

[grizzlym]

Irrelevant to the stories grizzlym but I was just wondering, where did you find that image of the Lion you had previously as your DP?

I made the giff actually. Image is from a Threadless tshirt.

 

[grizzlym]

Got home the other night and my wife was in hysterics. While my 8 year old son was screaming at the top of his voice, "I want to destroy it; it's horrible... I'm going to find it and tear it up then burn it." He was livid to say the least. My wife's uncontrollable laughter, bordering on crying, just made him even more riled up. As i walked into the kitchen I could see she was holding a piece of paper over her head out of my son's reach.

"Oh, thank god your home Grizzlym," greeted my wife through gales laughter, "your ol' man was playing with your son today and he drew this."

She handed me the bit of paper, just avoiding my son's desperate grasp, and the full horror of my ol' man's visit explained both my wife's laughter and my son's agitated state. Because the below is a special portrait of my son.

And here it is, another masterpiece in the series:

 

[RedmanWasHere]

Got home the other night and my wife was in hysterics. While my 8 year old son was screaming at the top of his voice, "I want to destroy it; it's horrible... I'm going to find it and tear it up then burn it." He was livid to say the least. My wife's uncontrollable laughter, bordering on crying, just made him even more riled up. As i walked into the kitchen I could see she was holding a piece of paper over her head out of my son's reach.

"Oh, thank god your home Grizzlym," greeted my wife through gales laughter, "your ol' man was playing with your son today and he drew this."

She handed me the bit of paper, just avoiding my son's desperate grasp, and the full horror of my ol' man's visit explained both my wife's laughter and my son's agitated state. Because the below is a special portrait of my son.

And here it is, another masterpiece in the series:

Should I suggest going to Uni for an Arts course or would that give him too many ideas?

Small, sharp and sweet.

Good work Grizz.

 

[the fly]

Maybe the story archive needs to be extended to include his artworks.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

I made the giff actually. Image is from a Threadless tshirt.

Is there a link to that gif you created?
If so, can you please inbox me it?
Daggy thing to say on a forum site but it's the cutest gif I've seen.

Now back to your stories.
You could make a fortune from your dad's shenanigans.

 

[Dan]

Solid moustache for an 8 year old

 

[Footscrazy]

C'mon Grizz, I need some more capers from your old man.

In particular:
22. Culinary delights:
> Water melon soup
> Cabbage
35. Rolling in dog s**t
70. Lion Park
72. Skeleton

 

[Dan]

MOAR!!!!!!

 

[I bleed Blue]

Agree. We need moarrrr, griz.

Both of these sound interesting.
7. Burning house down
26. The copper and the washing machine

 

[aussiefooty]

Maybe you should get your old man to turn into an entertainer grizzlym

 

[H2F]

What sort of entertainment Aussiefooty?

 

[aussiefooty]

What sort of entertainment Aussiefooty?

He could be a stand up comedian. His stories are funny and very well thought out.

 

[grizzlym]

Maybe you should get your old man to turn into an entertainer grizzlym

He is an entertainer: to me.

 

[aussiefooty]

He is an entertainer: to me.

Fair enough! Tell him to keep the stories going as they are very entertaining.

 

[H2F]

He is an entertainer: to me.

You're the man Grizz...

 

[grizzlym]

Fair enough! Tell him to keep the stories going as they are very entertaining.

I'm writing the stories (when I can... and H2F knows full well my paucity of free time) he merely provides the deeds.

 

[aussiefooty]

I'm writing the stories (when I can... and H2F knows full well my paucity of free time) he merely provides the deeds.

You are doing an awesome job. Keep up the great work

 

[Dan]

*Apologies if you read this thinking this marvelous thread was bumped because finally another edition was added*

Come on grizzlym, we wanna hear more about the old man and his shenanigans.

 

[RedmanWasHere]

If 10 more stories are added, this thread would need Certified Legendary Thread status.

It needs to be bigger than the RompingWins one.

 

[Papa Juggs]

How about an artistic creation?

Get the old man some pencils grizzlym

Did he encourage your artistic talents as a lad? Did you ever get pictures on the fridge?

 

[UmpiringFooty]

Hey grizzlym do you have any stories of when your old man used to take you to the footy that you can tell us?

 

[Footypie32]

I'm writing the stories (when I can... and H2F knows full well my paucity of free time) he merely provides the deeds.

3 months. This is unacceptable. As part of my BF membership, I am entitled to regular stories about some random blokes eccentric Dad. Hell, get him to write one from his point of view. Would be interesting see his version of events compared to yours.