Media #PhenoMedia Presents: A Very SFA Christmas Countdown

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Ho ho ho, SFA!

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Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​
 

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But. But. I'm Jewish. Can I have a daily Chanukah alternative (Chanukah starts tonight so chop chop)
I thought they did that at birth?
 
Ho ho ho, SFA!

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Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​
Better get this done before Christmas is banned.
 
You did well to have the windows repaired so quickly after Wayne's-World smashed them up on the way out
That's incorrect .....the Dragons Security staff "peacefully" escorted me from the club
 
DECEMBER 2ND

THE DRAGON ISLAND CHRISTMAS WINDOWS


As we come towards the end of the year, it's time to look back on the seasons that were in the SFA for 2018.

To celebrate, we here at Dragon Island have prepared a few celebratory windows of the events and posters who have made the last two seasons some of the most memorable in SFA history!

Unfortunately, we were on a budget, so there's only 3...


Enjoy!



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Tomorrow: The Christmas Lights of the Northern regions of Sweet City!​
 
DECEMBER 2ND

THE DRAGON ISLAND CHRISTMAS WINDOWS


As we come towards the end of the year, it's time to look back on the seasons that were in the SFA for 2018.

To celebrate, we here at Dragon Island have prepared a few celebratory windows of the events and posters who have made the last two seasons some of the most memorable in SFA history!

Unfortunately, we were on a budget, so there's only 3...


Enjoy!



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Tomorrow: The Christmas Lights of the Northern regions of Sweet City!​
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DECEMBER 3RD

THE ROYALS, GUMBIES, AND FURIES CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Let's go for a joyride and visit the clubs based out of the north region of Sweet City and see what their Christmas lights are like!


First up, we're off to Gold City, where the Royals have unsurprisingly spared no expense in their extraordinarily lavish displays.

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Pictured: What having wealthy connections looks like

...Bloody hell Blacky, how much did this lot cost?




Anyway, moving onto the Gumbies, it seems that everyone's getting right into the Christmas spirit!

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Joy to the world?

I guess BRAB was on lights duty immediately after last night's match...


Anyway, let's wrap things up with the Furies light display, which according to rumour, was designed by Tigerturbulance, any truth to that TT?

Tigerturbulance: Yes, definitely!

Alright, where are the lights?

Tigerturbulance: They're all around that palm tree.

Let's check it ou-oh Jesus Christ...

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Pictured: An image that hopefully won't give me a strike. I mean, c'mon, KohPhi and the Furies list post shit like this on a daily basis

...You do realise what that looks like, right?

Tigerturbulance: Absolutely!

This segment is over.




Tune in tomorrow for our first Christmas sing-along! And there's a special guest star who I think you all know!​
 
DECEMBER 3RD

THE ROYALS, GUMBIES, AND FURIES CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

Let's go for a joyride and visit the clubs based out of the north region of Sweet City and see what their Christmas lights are like!


First up, we're off to Gold City, where the Royals have unsurprisingly spared no expense in their extraordinarily lavish displays.

greatchristmaslightfight06.jpg


christmas-lights-outdoor-light-drop-dead-gorgeous-ceramic-christmas-village-houses-manufacturers-christmas-lights-christmas-lights-displays-how-to-hang-christmas-lights-on-house-christmas-light-s.JPG


blenheim-palace-during-the-xmas-lights-display-HH48KF.jpg


a-grab-from-video-crazy-buckingham-palace-xmas-lights-display-pic-youtube-saunelliot884-image-2-531026434.jpg

Pictured: What having wealthy connections looks like

...Bloody hell Blacky, how much did this lot cost?




Anyway, moving onto the Gumbies, it seems that everyone's getting right into the Christmas spirit!

Lazy-Christmas-Lights-Fail-2.jpg


85534056.jpg

Joy to the world?

I guess BRAB was on lights duty immediately after last night's match...


Anyway, let's wrap things up with the Furies light display, which according to rumour, was designed by Tigerturbulance, any truth to that TT?

Tigerturbulance: Yes, definitely!

Alright, where are the lights?

Tigerturbulance: They're all around that palm tree.

Let's check it ou-oh Jesus Christ...

screen-shot-2014-04-24-at-1-55-22-pm.png

Pictured: An image that hopefully won't give me a strike. I mean, c'mon, KohPhi and the Furies list post shit like this on a daily basis

...You do realise what that looks like, right?

Tigerturbulance: Absolutely!

This segment is over.




Tune in tomorrow for our first Christmas sing-along! And there's a special guest star who I think you all know!​
He unleashes his fury as a bear now.
 
DECEMBER 4TH

CHRISTMAS SING-ALONG: PART ONE


Welcome back to the Christmas Countdown! Tonight, we've got a special musical treat for all you piano fanatics out there!

The SFA's very own Elton Johns Wig is going to perform a medley of Christmas hits! Take it away, Wigman!





Elton! It's wonderful seeing you getting into the festive season!

EJW: For ****s sake, you idiot, I'm a ****ing wig! I can't sing for shit...

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Elton, pictured seeing himself yet again tagged in a Phenom media thread

Oh sure you can't...fire up the piano again, I feel a duet coming on!

EJW: Jesus Christ...



Ah, wasn't that fun?

EJW: ...Nope...

Yeah, yeah...reckon you could play one more Elton Christmas classic?

EJW: Oh for gods sake...



EJW: There, are you ****ing happy?!?!

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Elton, seen after yelling that last sentence

Yes, Elton, yes I am...Merry Christmas!

EJW: Wig out...



Tomorrow: Home Alone: SFA Edition!​
 
Tomorrow: Home Alone: SFA Edition!
I can see it now. The SFA family is rushing around like headless chooks trying to organise everything for the family Christmas holiday to France. We get to the big day, everyone piles out and into the vans. A quick head count and we're on our way. Get to the airport, get our boarding passes, get on the plane. Time to relax. But something's not right. We're forgetting something. Surely not. No, we're definitely forgetting something....

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Ho ho ho, SFA!

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Welcome one and all to my SFA Christmas Countdown for 2018!

I know my thread last year with all the Christmas song parodies only got to the 3rd last year, but hey, it's hard to rewrite songs to be about the SFA on a daily basis, I'm not Weird Al Yankovic.

Besides, this year will focus on my specialty: slightly above average photoshops! At least for the most part...

What else can you expect from this thread? Well, we'll have sing-alongs, a special Christmas qooty match, a tour of the city of Sweet's Christmas lights, an interview with the birthday boy himself The Jesus, a special preview of Christmas dinner, a visit from TJASTA Claus, and much, much more!

Come back tomorrow for the first installment: the Dragon Island Christmas Windows!​
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DECEMBER 5TH

HOME ALONE (Starring Macaulay Cadaver)


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No idea why Fryer Tuck's in the poster when he doesn't appear in this post...


'Twas the night before Mad Monday, and all through the Bears locker room,
Everyone was stirring because they had to pack, book, and leave for an end of season trip in Paris.

"You coming along Cadaver?" asked Barrybran.

"Yeah, just give me a minute, I've gotta finish this thread so I can seal up the EKA." replied Cadaver.

"Yeah, well we're all waiting for you, we'll give you a shout when we leave."

The rest of the Bears did not, in fact, give a shout, said "To hell with him", and left for Paris as discretely as possible.



Facing the prospect of Mad Monday alone, Cadaver started building bizarre self defense contraptions in case someone tried to invade Bears HQ to steal secrets.

Good thing he did, because that night, a lone agent named BRAB was lying in wait to gain any evidence about Cadaver's EKA eligibility (or lack thereof).



The first thing BRAB did was walk right into some electrified tripwires, sending 674011209 megavolts of electricity through his body.

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This took me 2 minutes in Photoshop

"I can't believe this electricity! It's made me literally ****ing shake!" said BRAB.

BRAB then got a sneaky idea, perhaps one that would be bigger than stealing rookies secrets...




TO BE CONTINUED...MAYBE. I'M NOT SURE YET...



Tomorrow: we check in with TJASTA Claus's workshop and chat to his helpers!​
 

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