Player Watch Pick #18 (2016) - Sam Powell-Pepper

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So when KT said "we know who you are" he was actually referring to you?

No, he was talking about the fact the footy department had finally memorised all of the players names.
 

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I'm proud to announce that nobody at the football club, or the AFL, or in government has the slightest clue who I am.


Most people at my work aren't sure either.


My children think I'm the gardener
The club has my cellphone number... 😱
 
All I know is Arsene Wenger is Warren and El_Scorcho is Jacob. And Port Augusta Power is Paul Stewart's mum.

Note: how the feck do you tag someone with a space in their name?
 

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I know Feel's name in real life as well as about 10 or so others on here who I've never met. It wouldn't be that hard.
Even I know who Feel is and I haven't lived in Adelaide since I was 22
 
I'm Meghan, Duchess of Sussex.

Yes, Uncle Andy is rather sus. This is easily identifiable by the fact that he is the only bourbon drinker in the family.

P.S. Oprah is a good listener. She smells nice too.
 

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