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Time to meet your match you overrated, weak, frail, vulnerable little tosspot.
Eddies money and abuse of media power will not save you on Sunday when Choppy Pickett cuts through you like a machete through soft butter.
Herald Sun Front Page Headline on Monday Morning
BUCKLEY CRITICAL
The Collingwood Football Club is hopeful that Nathan Buckley will recover from a Pickett shirtfront at Colonial yesterday. Buckley had received his usual unattended handball on the centre wing and was streaming towards goal when collected by Pickett 15 minutes into the second quarter.
Eddie McGuire quoted Buckley as saying "He ripped my guts out, and my arm went that way and my leg went that way" before collapsing into the arms of the Collingwood president. McGuire had jumped from the MMM commentary box with his pants round his ankles to aid the fallen captain.
The game was delayed for twenty minutes whilst officials shovelled Buckley’s rotting stinking carcass of the Coloniel turf into a waiting ambulance. StJohns volunteers also had to treat a number of shocked and visibly distressed Collingwood fans.
McGuire is so distraught that he will miss tonight’s 'Who wants to be a Mullunair" and is keeping a bedside vigil. It is also believed that Malthouse has flown in the world-renowned earthquake trauma counsellors from Armenia to counsel the Collingwood players.
The Kangaroos were tight-lipped about the incident although Denis Pagan is alleged to have said. "It was the most enjoyable thing I have seen since watching the Collingwood supporters stream out of Vic Park at 3/4 time in 94".
It is believed that North’s David King and Glen Archer had laughed so much they could miss next weeks after pulling up with stomach cramps after the game.
Full report of Collingwood’s 10-goal loss in sports liftout.
Eddies money and abuse of media power will not save you on Sunday when Choppy Pickett cuts through you like a machete through soft butter.
Herald Sun Front Page Headline on Monday Morning
BUCKLEY CRITICAL
The Collingwood Football Club is hopeful that Nathan Buckley will recover from a Pickett shirtfront at Colonial yesterday. Buckley had received his usual unattended handball on the centre wing and was streaming towards goal when collected by Pickett 15 minutes into the second quarter.
Eddie McGuire quoted Buckley as saying "He ripped my guts out, and my arm went that way and my leg went that way" before collapsing into the arms of the Collingwood president. McGuire had jumped from the MMM commentary box with his pants round his ankles to aid the fallen captain.
The game was delayed for twenty minutes whilst officials shovelled Buckley’s rotting stinking carcass of the Coloniel turf into a waiting ambulance. StJohns volunteers also had to treat a number of shocked and visibly distressed Collingwood fans.
McGuire is so distraught that he will miss tonight’s 'Who wants to be a Mullunair" and is keeping a bedside vigil. It is also believed that Malthouse has flown in the world-renowned earthquake trauma counsellors from Armenia to counsel the Collingwood players.
The Kangaroos were tight-lipped about the incident although Denis Pagan is alleged to have said. "It was the most enjoyable thing I have seen since watching the Collingwood supporters stream out of Vic Park at 3/4 time in 94".
It is believed that North’s David King and Glen Archer had laughed so much they could miss next weeks after pulling up with stomach cramps after the game.
Full report of Collingwood’s 10-goal loss in sports liftout.
