Roast Players on Notice

[Egga]

Alright you whiney bitches, it's about time you stopped playing soft, namby pamby football and took a good hard look in the mirror. We have good depth this year, it's about time we started operating with a three strikes and YOU'RE OUT policy! I'm talking to you:

ATLEY - So what if you can run fast? Don't you realise it makes no difference if you DON'T HAVE THE FRIGGIN FOOTBALL??? Otherwise you're just running around in circles like chook with its head cut off! You should see yourself. You look like Forrest Friggin Gump!!!

WRIGHT - You're as slow as friggin treacle, so do you think you could make up for it by being as desperate as a jail breaker or maybe a little bit skillful? No, you're as hard as a friggin feather pillow. Pull your finger out!

HIGGINS - Why don't you stop watching the scoreboard to check out your hairdo and get a friggin kick?

JMAC - Do you think you could fumble any more? I've seen better ball handling from quadruple amputees. Just because you had a good year last season, doesn't make you Gary Abllett Junior, Junior. DO SOMETHING!

...and as for you HANSENS, I only realised you were playing today when I started wondering why a 12 year old school girl in a lions jumper kept taking uncontested marks in Brisbane's forward line. HTFU or you can GAGF!

Oh, and nice game today Waite.

Rant over.

 

[Firestarter]

Needed to get that off your chest?

 

[NMFCARSENAL98]

Higgins rubbish start to the year.
Disagree with Macmillan and Wright though... They are integral

 

[drewroo]

Have a bex and a good lie down - we won didnt we?

 

[shniko11]

Is it possible Higgins is getting more attention after last year!?
He can't dominate every game.

Agree on all the others.

 

[Passmore]

Seriously?

 

[Egga]

Seriously?

No, not really.

 

[Hydrurga]

Rant felt like it was a bit forced, could have some more melting. I'll rate it 3.5 out of 5 Chernobyls.

 

[Gasometer]

In b4 lock.

 

[Firestarter]

I give it 3 Ramsays out of 5.

 

[jess_1804]

I'd hate to see the list if we lost...

 

[Gasometer]

Thread needs more Richmond players.

 

[Mav]

Higgins rubbish start to the year.
Disagree with Macmillan and Wright though... They are integral

Agree, JMac and Wright were good.
LT on the other hand...

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Dunno if a round two interstate trip in 30 degree heat is the right game to make judgements on the playing list from.

I reckon Lachie could be done though.

 

[Roo Beauty]

Agree, JMac and Wright were good.
LT on the other hand...

For the first time, I agree with you.

LT needs to sort his kicking out, quick-smart.

 

[LETSGOKANGAS]

Have a bex and a good lie down - we won didnt we?

We wont be winning much more carrying all these passengers.

OP add Swallow too. Gives us his all and bleeds for us but just an average footballer with poor kicking.

 

[Phillyroo]

Agree, JMac and Wright were good.
LT on the other hand...

Just stop it... It's boring.

 

[Gasometer]

Drop all 5.

Lose to GoDeez and Freo.

2-2.

Rinse and repeat.

 

[Mav]

For the first time, I agree with you.

LT needs to sort his kicking out, quick-smart.

Not just his kicking. He can't rove for s**t.

 

[Mav]

Just stop it... It's boring.

Do you think LT had a good game?

 

[Only Forwards]

LOL

After a 77 point pantsing last year we dropped 1 guy.

We're not dropping too many after an interstate win.

 

[Only Forwards]

Do you think LT had a good game?

Do you ever?

 

[Mav]

Do you ever?

Once against Carlton he was ok, but mainly got the rewards of others good play. Oh, and he once kicked a goal with out a boot, that made me smile!

 

[Devington]

For the first time, I agree with you.

LT needs to sort his kicking out, quick-smart.

Also agree. Not just his kicking though. When he's nailing those goals we can afford to carry some of his occasional deficiencies. Right now his defensive side is pretty bad. Not a good combo. In all honesty I'd prefer Nahas at the moment, given Turner appears underdone/injured. Even if Nahas can shank them with the best of them in general play and have brain fades galore, with us his defensive side has almost always been ridiculously good.

 

[Only Forwards]

Once against Carlton he was ok, but mainly got the rewards of others good play. Oh, and he once kicked a goal with out a boot, that made me smile!

So in his entire career he's played 1 good game.

That is pretty deluded.