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So... Jake Kolodjashnij?a player with a long name is more likely than a genuine big name player haha
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So... Jake Kolodjashnij?a player with a long name is more likely than a genuine big name player haha
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Speaking of which, driving away from Metricon the other night after the VFL game who should we be next to at the lights but Rory ******* Atkins-driving an Haval!This makes me think he may not be on as much cash as we think or he's just a canny scotHow good would it be if they surprised us with a genuine A grader. Would make supporting a whole lot easier!!
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Please be Josh DunkleyWe've been linked to a few players lately and there could be a big one to come so it might be time to revive this thread!
We all know it's Matt Crouch, we just don't want to say it because no-one likes vomiting in their mouth-unless you're a penguin-which I'm not-so yeah, no I'm not going to give it air
But it's Matt Crouch for sure
Sometimes I'd like to be a penguin, but mostly I'd rather be an orca
Matt Crouch is not an orca
He gets a lot of the ball but in reality he's a midfield version of Rory Atkins.We all know it's Matt Crouch, we just don't want to say it because no-one likes vomiting in their mouth-unless you're a penguin-which I'm not-so yeah, no I'm not going to give it air
But it's Matt Crouch for sure
Sometimes I'd like to be a penguin, but mostly I'd rather be an orca
Matt Crouch is not an orca
orcas eat crabs as well as penguinsMatt Crouch is a crab. Ave of 247.4 metres gained this season suggests he spends most of his time going sideways.
orcas eat crabs as well as penguins
Ben LongPLAYERCARDSTART22Ben Long
- Age
- 26
- Ht
- 186cm
- Wt
- 81kg
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- Def
CareerSeasonLast 5
- D
- 10.9
- 3star
- K
- 6.2
- 2star
- HB
- 4.7
- 3star
- M
- 3.3
- 3star
- T
- 2.7
- 4star
- MG
- 166.8
- 3star
- D
- 12.8
- 3star
- K
- 6.7
- 3star
- HB
- 6.2
- 4star
- M
- 3.3
- 3star
- T
- 2.3
- 3star
- MG
- 129.0
- 2star
- D
- 13.4
- 4star
- K
- 6.8
- 3star
- HB
- 6.6
- 4star
- M
- 3.2
- 4star
- T
- 3.2
- 5star
- MG
- 223.0
- 4star
PLAYERCARDEND
Is this your account?
Yes.Orcas will get rid of your crabs .Be mindful that Orcas will be getting rid of you concurrentlySo that’s what I need to get rid of my crab infestation… good to know
Is this your account?
Fun fact. Orcas have never harmed a human in the wild, only in captivityYes.Orcas will get rid of your crabs .Be mindful that Orcas will be getting rid of you concurrently
That IS a fun fact.Fun fact. Orcas have never harmed a human in the wild, only in captivity