Please be upstanding as you welcome myself into your community

[sir_john_kerr]

Hello
And i must say it will be your privelidge to have me here amongst yourselves.

Please feel free to welcome me as i settle in and get to know you all.
Many thanks
sir john

 

[PiesPremiers]

welcome johnny...

 

[sir_john_kerr]

'johnnie' oh dear me how common, i see i have to educate you please in future address myself as 'Sir John' please.

 

[jod23]

Oh god not another idiot????

 

[sir_john_kerr]

Originally posted by jod23
Oh god not another idiot????

NO not god but thanks anyhow just 'sir john' will do thanks.

 

[JUBJUB]

Hey John,where's your adopted Chinese brother Wan these days ?

 

[daicos4ever]

How's Gough, you know the guy you sacked in '75. What about your bumchum Malcolm? Still treating you well, I presume?

 

[IAMDASH]

Are you sure its not wan Kerr? Gough was tough till he hit the rough.

 

[sir_john_kerr]

Originally posted by daicos4ever
How's Gough, you know the guy you sacked in '75. What about your bumchum Malcolm? Still treating you well, I presume?

Why yes im still on the liberal party payroll do you have any problems with that?

 

[sir_john_kerr]

Originally posted by IAMDASH
Are you sure its not wan Kerr? Gough was tough till he hit the rough.

Gough was a bully but i showed him !

 

[daicos4ever]

hehehe, nah just asking how things are doin'

 

[Dave]

Bugger off pisspot!

 

[sir_john_kerr]

Originally posted by Dave
Bugger off pisspot!

That is so rude !!

 

[BomberGal]

And this is why I don't want you supporting Essendon.
(See post in related thread)

 

[Dogs_R_Us]

Aren't you the guy that wanted his mummy?

 

[Asgardian]

I'm with Dave on this one

BTW Johnnie old fart, do you still have that job as a ships beacon, with that glowing red nose of your's, you could navigate your way through a north Atlantic pea soup fog without a care in the world.

 

[lioness]

Sir John, welcome. I've been thinking about asking everyone to call me Lady Lioness - but it just sounds suss. lol