Please feel free to laugh and take the P*** out of Hawthorn - we need it

[Hot Diggity]

Dear Geelong fans,

We hate each other. We know that.

We have both had some great fun in the last 10-12 years tooing and froing with barbs, bile and at times grudging respect for our respective achievements.

But! Feel free to ridicule, humiliate, gloat in our absolute ineptitude. Now is your chance. There's no come back from us in the foreseeable future. You can say what you like about our current state, I can only agree. I'll probably even "like" some of you posts!

 

[frggr]

Lol Horf

 

[catempire]

 

[vikum123]

Hawthorn aren’t that good..

 

[catempire]

Also...

Is this the quickest rebuild in history?
https://heraldsun.com.au/sport/afl/...d/news-story/f346a8b73540015a810dd461ccc18368

 

[frggr]

The only thing more pathetic than Hawthorn's performance tonight is this thread.

 

[Ricky Vaughn]

As always, The Simpsons has a relevant gif for this thread.

 

[Catsace]

I must have mistaken my sports bet today picking Gunstall to get 3,4,5,6 goals at ever ascending odds. I guess it was actually for the entire Hawthorn side, and i'd still have lost on the bet!

Gotta say, the difference between 'Good' Hawthorn and 'Bad' Hawthorn nowadays is as wide as the Pacific Ocean. They were just hot garbage tonight. Patton going down again was a bit sad, you could see his distress. Never good to see, i guess the Benjamin Button-esque Burgoyne playing longer after his degenerative knee in the late '00's than he had before it must have used up all the injury luck at the club.

 

[Hot Diggity]

The only thing more pathetic than Hawthorn's performance tonight is this thread.

That's the spirit!

PS: If it is so pathetic why did you respond to it then? Go on, you really do want to say something don't you?

 

[Strange Cat]

My only though and reaction is for someone to show Clarko his quote after the cats game saying that they were a better side than us

 

[Strange Cat]

I must have mistaken my sports bet today picking Gunstall to get 3,4,5,6 goals at ever ascending odds. I guess it was actually for the entire Hawthorn side, and i'd still have lost on the bet!

Gotta say, the difference between 'Good' Hawthorn and 'Bad' Hawthorn nowadays is as wide as the Pacific Ocean. They were just hot garbage tonight. Patton going down again was a bit sad, you could see his distress. Never good to see, i guess the Benjamin Button-esque Burgoyne playing longer after his degenerative knee in the late '00's than he had before it must have used up all the injury luck at the club.

As much as I hate the hawks I have so much respect for silk he’s a champion

 

[frggr]

As much as I hate the hawks I have so much respect for silk he’s a champion

Only likeable player on their list, really. Though his family are a bit on the nose if the rumours are true

 

[Catsace]

As much as I hate the hawks I have so much respect for silk he’s a champion

He is without question. The Hawks have in particular raided the Giants for some injured bargains, Scully, Patton of course and the ill-fated O'Rourke. I guess some come off, Burgoyne has been an astonishingly valuable and superstar player for them for over 10 seasons now, instrumental in their hat-trick of Flags. But others, like us with Mitchell White, Mitch Clark and Hamish McIntosh, Marcus Drum et al got probably 9/10ths of not a lot.

Oh, and lolhawks...Bunch'O'duds

 

[frggr]

Oh man, I thought this was in the Bay. My responses to date, reflect that.

 

[Baudolino]

Cringe thread.

Mods, delete this trash.

 

[newcs]

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

 

[cats_09]

Peeps have had an hour to have their fun here - not sure there's going to be much achieved keeping this open