Please help me bigfooty

[Scottroo]

I have a dress up party this Saturday and the theme is the letter M



Please give me your best ideas!

 

[DroopStDanny]

Just act like a fat obnoxious drunken bogan all night. Mick Molloy.

 

[DidakDelight]

Cheap version would be to buy a 10 pack of toilet paper and wrap yourself up as a ...

 

[KTK87]

Majak Daw. Could be controversial however.

 

[Engimal v3]

Dress up as me

 

[Gough]

You could put on a cut up naval uniform, cover yourself in fake blood and go as Lord Mountbatten.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Put in weight and shave your head.

Then get drunk and say you’re Mark Robinson

 

[perthblue]

I would go low effort, wear a yellow or green t shirt and call yourself a melon

 

[The Cryptkeeper]

This.

 

[Perth gal]

Mentos , mouse, Maori, melon.

 

[Perth gal]

Magpie

 

[raskolnikov]

Put on a sombrero and go as a Mexican.

 

[craigos]

I really dislike dress ups so for me, it'd be this. Mr Ed. Just buy a $5 white tee and write Mr Ed on it. Done. NEXT!!

 

[Present Not Past]

 

[M Malice]

 

[Mr X]

Collingwood jumper with a number 1 on the back.

You'll be going dressed as a moron

 

[Power Raid]

Monkey Magic

 

[Biggy_Boy]

Cheap version would be to buy a 10 pack of toilet paper and wrap yourself up as a ...

Masturbation receptacle?

 

[Power Raid]

take two girls and go as a ménage à trois

 

[HomerThompson]

Go with a mate as M&Ms

 

[Procrastinator35]

Go with a mate as M&Ms

Probably the first sensible suggestion I've seen here.

I'D suggest Merlin & his magic wand....Or go dressed as a crescent moon.....That'd be cool I reckon.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Go as a Mountie

 

[Procrastinator35]

Just noticed your age O/P....You should go as a MAMIL.

And don't forget the Yoga mat as an accompanying accessory.

 

[CakeEater]

Minimal effort required
Go in a North Melbourne polo and call yourself mic Martyn

Your welcome

 

[the_interloper]

Mentos , mouse, Maori, melon.