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Banana Bread

Hot Daddy
Jan 25, 2013
4,729
7,798
Deep Inside
AFL Club
Geelong
Other Teams
Tottenham, Bucks
I don't know how to rhyme.

Covid,
Corona all around me,
Hey you little yellow men,
Don't you eat no more Bat.

Deanne Laidley,
No footy for three months,
Bay 13 on life support,
Still better than Cricket.

Rance,
Couldn't keep it in his pants,
Gay orgy at his parents',
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Hawforn,
Cyril prefers turtle to footy,
Rebuilding with no quality youf,
Good blokes, tips, pokies and Tassie rort.

Jack Steven,
Come home be happy,
Sharp objects are a health risk,
Please be good at footy.

Tim Kelly,
Demanded a trade home,
Told Freo to GAGF,
Now resides in Queensland.
 

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Tiger2709

Brownlow Medallist
Aug 27, 2009
26,681
23,355
Perth
AFL Club
Richmond
Other Teams
Liverpool
Richmond has no respect from their peers
After taking it in the ass for forty years
Richmond has no peers, only minions.

Do Cats supporters become irrelevant and pathetic because they know a cat is nothing more than a diminutive Tiger, or is being irrelevant and pathetic a precursor to being a Cats supporter?

The age old question.
 

craffles

Brownlow Medallist
May 20, 2008
10,943
25,222
Melbourne
AFL Club
Essendon
Other Teams
Brooklyn Nets, New York Jets
There once was a team from Geelong
Crap coach, supporters and song
A man ate some bats =
No revenue for cats
And now the club will get the gong.
Pack of spuds at Kardinia park, even their coach thinks so




 

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