Poetry in motion

[craffles]

Been working on my poetry skills in lockdown and thought I’d share some of my work.

Feel free to contribute your own via google translate.

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[craffles]

One for the blues fans


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[craffles]

Richmond nuffies eat your heart out

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[vjknight]

Don's fans are dumb Prix
Paul Little will save you

 

[craffles]

Perfecting timing vjknight found some good evidence of the intelligence levels down at the Lexus centre

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[craffles]

If anybody wants to make their own I’ve been using a combination of google translate, iPhone screen recording and tiktok to make these.

Will post more tomorrow if any interest

 

[FISTO]

I don't know how to rhyme.

Covid,
Corona all around me,
Hey you little yellow men,
Don't you eat no more Bat.

Deanne Laidley,
No footy for three months,
Bay 13 on life support,
Still better than Cricket.

Rance,
Couldn't keep it in his pants,
Gay orgy at his parents',
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Hawforn,
Cyril prefers turtle to footy,
Rebuilding with no quality youf,
Good blokes, tips, pokies and Tassie rort.

Jack Steven,
Come home be happy,
Sharp objects are a health risk,
Please be good at footy.

Tim Kelly,
Demanded a trade home,
Told Freo to GAGF,
Now resides in Queensland.

 

[leobarryustar]

Hey you little yellow men,
Don't you eat no more Bat.

 

[the avoca drover]

Crap thread, would not read again.

 

[crazywildhorse]

Crap thread, would not read again.

Violets are not blue

 

[craffles]

Crap thread, would not read again.

Disagree

 

[beema limapep]

There once was a team from Geelong
Crap coach, supporters and song
A man ate some bats =
No revenue for cats
And now the club will get the gong.

 

[beema limapep]

There once was a team from Perth
the most isolated city on earth
When covid unravelled
They sooked about travel
So we sent them to QLD to surf.

 

[FISTO]

Richmond has no respect from their peers
After taking it in the ass for forty years

 

[Tiger2709]

Richmond has no respect from their peers
After taking it in the ass for forty years

Richmond has no peers, only minions.

Do Cats supporters become irrelevant and pathetic because they know a cat is nothing more than a diminutive Tiger, or is being irrelevant and pathetic a precursor to being a Cats supporter?

The age old question.

 

[beema limapep]

Richmond has no respect from their peers
After taking it in the ass for forty years

40 years? Cats fans arent intellegent
so ill make them aware of a development
Weve both won 3 flags
and get ready to pack your bags
coz its been 10 years since you were relevant

 

[craffles]

There once was a team from Geelong
Crap coach, supporters and song
A man ate some bats =
No revenue for cats
And now the club will get the gong.

Pack of spuds at Kardinia park, even their coach thinks so




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[FISTO]

Munching on a pack of crayola
Being offended by true words
No posters here before 2017
Overrun by insecure nerds

 

[FISTO]

Hirdy had a big idea
More than supplements and protein shakes
He was going to win a flag
"Whatever it takes"

 

[Mr Blicavs]

Roses are Red
This fred is made by Craffles
Its almost as s**t
As Spider Everitts raffles

 

[beema limapep]

Their premierships are Dank'd
And their new players get shanked
Geelong Cats clap clap clap
Geelong Cats clap clap clap

 

[beema limapep]

Their playing list is lol
They're $9 million in the hole
Geelong Cats clap clap clap
Geelong Cats clap clao clap

 

[craffles]

At least make some funny videos you flogs

 

[the avoca drover]

At least make some funny videos you flogs

We will when you do.

 

[craffles]

We will when you do.